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Who here knows how to rap?

Originally posted by Egadd
Originally posted by Ultradragonyoshi

sure you can rhyme but you got no flow. you better just go.
so get out my thread. come back when you don't rhyme like you're dead.
go to bed and try again. come on I'm fed up with these "raps"
It turns me red it gets me furious.
next time try to use your head. i said use your head.

At least I rhyme with flow, keep it up and your gonna be deceased.
cause when I rhyme I'm just plain beast.
I'ma win this. I don't care if I rap, or if I got to usemy fist.
Break your wrist. man I can get pissed easily. break you wrist.
dump sierra mist on you computer. wanna rap over the internet now?
You don't get a gist of what I'm sayin' you're to dumb.
Man you're gettin' dissed.
Like eminem I just spit the best verse even. and that's it.
...don't throw a fit, because I can spit this shit better.
and you're just a half wit. there's a pit in your head where there should be a brain. Now for real that's it!


Coming from holiest slums of Shaolin
Viceroy nicks your throat again
With an actual flow and mo'
I play it slow where the words both feminine and macho
For a certain UDY put his head up his anus
What you rappin' in, 6/8? or poetry as ignorance
Trying to blindly follow rhyme scheme til it breaks ya head
Punks try to do that to me but I go Grimdark on them
Check this flow, for it's yo downfall for real
Huddle up in your room, general tells you you're a failure
Get ticked, stroke your stache, send the peasants out the room
Scream in German, watch me drop a-bomb, AU coming to your doom
Let you repeat
Originally posted by punk
Break your wrist. man I can get pissed easily. break you wrist.

Trying to hit RATM? Mm, ya missed.
I throw on the scarf, pop a bubble, read your rhymes
The trouble with the rabble you're spitting, limey reading english
No similes, no references, not cerebral
I pull a cranial exam, doctor, who loves ya?
Check this patient out, he be missing cerebellum
Reading your raps makes me livid, gonna have to drop a Tums
At least you give awful brain, you ain't making me cum
Like the placid lines you be coiling, my attitude you're spoiling
Adon, get over here, Jaguar Dive to the groin
Take you into Subspace, drop a hammer in your face
My pixel sword +9001, give it up, you can never face
Me, dropping lines like rope
King Geedorah behind me, Lord Quas smoking dope
Looks like Nancy's back, shove a flyer, 1-2 punch
500 ton elephant, Taft, don't worry, he's a bunch
Of flab, roll like Bill Candy
Candian Bacon and Snickers, Kim Jong-Il's not looking fancy
Captain, we better hang him from the mast and
blast him, we'll taking his position
Because when I drop my rhymes, I dictate them with percision
Making beats, my Roland's ready to rock
Mr. Meth shoves a heated hanger up your cock
Stop jerking off to your stupid Drake fantasies
Auto-Tune's my slave, Little Sambo's history


Very clever. But i'll be the best forever!
You'll never be as good as me!
come on now can't you see?!
I'll bust down this rap so hard, you'll be on your knees begging for
forgiveness. you're actin' retarded. don't get me started.
you best hope your ears are guarded. cause i'm about to drill these rhymes though your ear drums so hard that it'll blow 'em out your eye sockets. oh and by the way I don't need references.
I'll spit my rhyme what ever way I want.
now what do ya say?
you best pray that the next rhyme I lay, don't blow yo gay shit away.
maybe some day you'll learn that.
and you'll pay if you say another damn word to me that's isn't (sorry) Okay?
hey you still wanna play with your lil' shitty raps?
Like mr. T I pitty the fool who wanna rap against me.
so there's a reference. are you happy now?
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Roses are red, my name is Dave, dafuq is this rhyme?, microwave.
Now I hate to crash the party, but you all is acting naughty.
Its time to clean up the mess, you've blown your load now go and get dressed.
You pest.
I squash the life from ya.
I'm as sharp as a knife and I get my way, sucka!

I almost feel bad, your life is just sad.
You sit in your house all alone, not getting boned.
While I'm out there spitting hot rhymes, all the time.

Face it.
You ain't going anywhere, you ain't gonna make it.
Sit down.
You don't stand a chance, all you do is clown around.
Tough shit.
No matter how you try, you just can't handle it.

Alright, slow down, lets take a breather.
Hold on, just got a call, let me pick up the receiver.
Hey, its your mom, she says I am just rocking it.
Oh, and also she says to tell you your adopted.


Bitch.
Originally posted by Ultradragonyoshi

Very clever. But i'll be the best forever!
You'll never be as good as me!
come on now can't you see?!
I'll bust down this rap so hard, you'll be on your knees begging for
forgiveness. you're actin' retarded. don't get me started.
you best hope your ears are guarded. cause i'm about to drill these rhymes though your ear drums so hard that it'll blow 'em out your eye sockets. oh and by the way I don't need references.
I'll spit my rhyme what ever way I want.
now what do ya say?
you best pray that the next rhyme I lay, don't blow yo gay shit away.
maybe some day you'll learn that.
and you'll pay if you say another damn word to me that's isn't (sorry) Okay?
hey you still wanna play with your lil' shitty raps?
Like mr. T I pitty the fool who wanna rap against me.
so there's a reference. are you happy now?


Hey! You! Get off my cloud
You don't know me and you don't know my style
Thanks Mr. Meth, now avert your eyes
I'm keeping mine on the prize, this kid's life's at stake
Now that you've read my rebuttal you better shuffle back
Corrupting my rhymes like Clinton's going out of wack!
Just chill, my lucid rhymes will all spill
From my maw while my jaw flaps producing words like a mill
Stop regurgitating the lines from my mouth
Except you aren't even good at that, let me rephrase
Stop regurgitating the lines from my mouth OUT OF YOUR RECTUM
Flow's gone broke, you've been taken for a kid, get your nasal spray
before you stop crying and your nose starts running
I don't want to be here when your mom starts coming
because I'd rather run from the police or sit in a nunnery
then have another illegitimate child that I have to give up
because your mother wanted to be all over my pistachios
Which by the way I'm selling if you want to have some
Because honestly you could use something to distract you from this business
Doc Octo couldn't save this, so I'm going to have to end this
The Abstract, original
With a Q-tip I serve ya raw like sushi
Crunchy crab roll off my tongue, all the ladies sprung
My lines are effortless like linen I keep the raps clean of gunk
specifically the crap you lay flat like something special
But I go with MY flow because it's fish oil
The ladies always take it to use for medicine
Grandma's about to die, throw a beat, she's well again
Slam my fingers on the keyboard, it's still better than your raps
Let me take a nap

Alright, I'm back, are you still there? Cool.
I'd normally be letting you have it old-school
but my buddy NoelYoshi is about to kick it flat
Get out the way people, go ahead Tony, rap!
This is like 1% serious, and I just woke up. I love to rap, I could do a lot better if I was actually trying here. If you were mentioned, I like you.

Profanity incoming.

Hey, ya'll, hold the fuck up.
How are ya'll gonna start without me?
Who am I? Well, hopefully, as you can see,
I'm a real G named NoelYoshi.
I'm a menace but let's keep it on the low key,
trust me, no one needs to know about my killing spree.
I'm just kidding, well, I guess you'll never know.
Maybe I did choke that really stupid, ratchet hoe.
I mean, Deltrese had it coming, fucking with Da'rell.
It was easy to spot, Azurik and I could tell.
Bon'shi'quita'la'fond'ria also had our back
And, no, she is white. How dare you call her black?
Azurik and I got da bitches, each being a different kind.
His are super fabulous and mine are super fine.
He's my best friend, he's got my back,
let's me know when our weaves are out of wack.
There's lots of people who contribute,
so let's give them a tribute.
ShadowPhoenix tries to keep me on track.
Meanwhile, I'm smoking weed and sniffing crack.
Whoops, I guess my secret's out.
Well, did anyone have any doubt?
Egadd is badass,
his lyrics cut like the sharpest glass.
Underway is underpaid,
He works so hard but is treated like a maid.
Magiluigi's my nigga,
he'll be the first to pull the trigga'.
Oh yeah, SP, you look like Usher.
I really hope that wasn't a crusher.
Counterfeit, but she's real and tough.
She'll stab your heart until she decides it's enough.
But she's cool, though, I love you sis.
Take that as a praise and not a diss.
eXcavator is not a hater,
his rhymes drill the biggest hole: crater.
THY, don't TH-Cry.
I didn't forget you, so TH-Sigh.
Grav is my hoodrat friend,
we thug life it together in the west end.
Patgangster, his name is truth,
his name is scary even to the youth.
Derpy or Doopy, whichever you choose,
he might be loopy, but he cures the blues.
Incognito and I are on the run.
Our choconilla crimes amount to a ton.
I'm done.




Originally posted by shreerocks1324
Roses are red, my name is Dave, dafuq is this rhyme?, microwave.

That was amazing rhyming Dave and microwave!
I guess you just Gave up on that huh?
You need to be saved from the terribleness of that!

Originally posted by Volke
Now I hate to crash the party, but you all is acting naughty.
Its time to clean up the mess, you've blown your load now go and get dressed.
You pest.
I squash the life from ya.
I'm as sharp as a knife and I get my way, sucka!

I almost feel bad, your life is just sad.
You sit in your house all alone, not getting boned.
While I'm out there spitting hot rhymes, all the time.

Face it.
You ain't going anywhere, you ain't gonna make it.
Sit down.
You don't stand a chance, all you do is clown around.
Tough shit.
No matter how you try, you just can't handle it.

Alright, slow down, lets take a breather.
Hold on, just got a call, let me pick up the receiver.
Hey, its your mom, she says I am just rocking it.
Oh, and also she says to tell you your adopted.

Alright I'ma make this simple.
Your like a little pimple and when I'm through you gonna pop.
you gut are gonna slop all over the place.
Here's a mop clean it up! you're half dead I don't care!

now on to the real rappers of SMWC.

Originally posted by Egadd
Hey! You! Get off my cloud
You don't know me and you don't know my style
Thanks Mr. Meth, now avert your eyes
I'm keeping mine on the prize, this kid's life's at stake
Now that you've read my rebuttal you better shuffle back
Corrupting my rhymes like Clinton's going out of wack!
Just chill, my lucid rhymes will all spill
From my maw while my jaw flaps producing words like a mill
Stop regurgitating the lines from my mouth
Except you aren't even good at that, let me rephrase
Stop regurgitating the lines from my mouth OUT OF YOUR RECTUM
Flow's gone broke, you've been taken for a kid, get your nasal spray
before you stop crying and your nose starts running
I don't want to be here when your mom starts coming
because I'd rather run from the police or sit in a nunnery
then have another illegitimate child that I have to give up
because your mother wanted to be all over my pistachios
Which by the way I'm selling if you want to have some
Because honestly you could use something to distract you from this business
Doc Octo couldn't save this, so I'm going to have to end this
The Abstract, original
With a Q-tip I serve ya raw like sushi
Crunchy crab roll off my tongue, all the ladies sprung
My lines are effortless like linen I keep the raps clean of gunk
specifically the crap you lay flat like something special
But I go with MY flow because it's fish oil
The ladies always take it to use for medicine
Grandma's about to die, throw a beat, she's well again
Slam my fingers on the keyboard, it's still better than your raps
Let me take a nap

Alright, I'm back, are you still there? Cool.
I'd normally be letting you have it old-school
but my buddy NoelYoshi is about to kick it flat
Get out the way people, go ahead Tony, rap!

Man what a wall of crap. You best bring all your "Buddies" If you think one will take my down. I'll never stop with my rap.
You hear that? nothing! that's the crowd when you're rapping.
not one person clapping. That's because you're not rapping, you're mouth is just flapping. so quit with the yapping. Before I get this gun and Capping yo ass.

My rhymes are endless. you're like a defenseless lil' kid tryin' to rap I was gonna go all out.
but you're not worth but about a third of my skill.
and I'ma end this before I hurt you lil' infant.

and I can't wait to see you're Friend's rap.
I hope he didn't post it while I was doing this.
Originally posted by Ultradragonyoshi
Man what a wall of crap. You best bring all your "Buddies" If you think one will take my down. I'll never stop with my rap.
You hear that? nothing! that's the crowd when you're rapping.
not one person clapping. That's because you're not rapping, you're mouth is just flapping. so quit with the yapping. Before I get this gun and Capping yo ass.

My rhymes are endless. you're like a defenseless lil' kid tryin' to rap I was gonna go all out.
but you're not worth but about a third of my skill.
and I'ma end this before I hurt you lil' infant.

and I can't wait to see you're Friend's rap.
I hope he didn't post it while I was doing this.


Quit the atitude
You don't have any pulchritude
The sound of nothing is my friend
The crowd goes quiet in awe until the end
I spit the last word and the crowd all bows
I'm the rap master, pay your respects now
They mosh during yours, to kill themselves
Because of the festering pit of scum that you've turned the club into whenever you lay down a rhyme
It's time
We meet in the hood
I look up, d00d's
got his Glock pointed at me
Special Technique: Set Derse Free
WV comes out, hits you with a can
tosses me a Faygo, this hits the fan
I chug half, my imagination's back
I'm straight-edge, so liquor's out of wack
Jump twice in the air, doing an acrobatic fucking pirouette
Take out my liquid swords, stab you once for every day
that you've continued to pester my existence
I flip my switch
Special Technique: Sleuth Democracy
I load you with lead, hmm, let's see
Yep, you make a great pencil, but victory
is still out of reach, let's even the odds
I finish the Redpop, time to summon the gods
Denitech: Yaldabaoth
Sunlight hits you and all bets are off
Deals more damage than Dragon Ball Z
Time to die, here's for posterity
I walk over and fist-bump you while you melt like Indy's nazi
My Lost Ark's knocking you out like you tripped on ectasy
Don't mess with me again
I won.
Originally posted by NoelYoshi
This is like 1% serious, and I just woke up. I love to rap, I could do a lot better if I was actually trying here. If you were mentioned, I like you.

Profanity incoming.

Hey, ya'll, hold the fuck up.
How are ya'll gonna start without me?
Who am I? Well, hopefully, as you can see,
I'm a real G named NoelYoshi.
I'm a menace but let's keep it on the low key,
trust me, no one needs to know about my killing spree.
I'm just kidding, well, I guess you'll never know.
Maybe I did choke that really stupid, ratchet hoe.
I mean, Deltrese had it coming, fucking with Da'rell.
It was easy to spot, Azurik and I could tell.
Bon'shi'quita'la'fond'ria also had our back
And, no, she is white. How dare you call her black?
Azurik and I got da bitches, each being a different kind.
His are super fabulous and mine are super fine.
He's my best friend, he's got my back,
let's me know when our weaves are out of wack.
There's lots of people who contribute,
so let's give them a tribute.
ShadowPhoenix tries to keep me on track.
Meanwhile, I'm smoking weed and sniffing crack.
Whoops, I guess my secret's out.
Well, did anyone have any doubt?
Egadd is badass,
his lyrics cut like the sharpest glass.
Underway is underpaid,
He works so hard but is treated like a maid.
Magiluigi's my nigga,
he'll be the first to pull the trigga'.
Oh yeah, SP, you look like Usher.
I really hope that wasn't a crusher.
Counterfeit, but she's real and tough.
She'll stab your heart until she decides it's enough.
But she's cool, though, I love you sis.
Take that as a praise and not a diss.
eXcavator is not a hater,
his rhymes drill the biggest hole: crater.
THY, don't TH-Cry.
I didn't forget you, so TH-Sigh.
Grav is my hoodrat friend,
we thug life it together in the west end.
Patgangster, his name is truth,
his name is scary even to the youth.
Derpy or Doopy, whichever you choose,
he might be loopy, but he cures the blues.
Incognito and I are on the run.
Our choconilla crimes amount to a ton.
I'm done.

You forgot to diss me. for pissing off Egadd.
I don't know why, but that seems pretty sad.
Your lyrics are surprisingly bad.
But come on we all know your not from the hood.
or maybe you are I don't really care.
Talkin' bout killing peeps on my thread.
Just give that shit a rest. and learn from the best. keep a steady flow. You think you're ready? GO!
Stop tryin' to act like you're gangsta.
You rap so slow. and you got no flo.
so what up with that NoelYoshi?
You suck at rapping.
my mind is an endless flow of rhymes.
I'll blow your mind.
Some gangstas sneak up from behind with a nine.
well that's just fine.
I walk up from the front with my fist.
I'll hunt you down if you wanna talk shit.
But I'll end it here. before I put fear in you all :D

Originally posted by Egadd
Quit the atitude
You don't have any pulchritude
The sound of nothing is my friend
The crowd goes quiet in awe until the end
I spit the last word and the crowd all bows
I'm the rap master, pay your respects now
They mosh during yours, to kill themselves
Because of the festering pit of scum that you've turned the club into whenever you lay down a rhyme
It's time
We meet in the hood
I look up, d00d's
got his Glock pointed at me
Special Technique: Set Derse Free
WV comes out, hits you with a can
tosses me a Faygo, this hits the fan
I chug half, my imagination's back
I'm straight-edge, so liquor's out of wack
Jump twice in the air, doing an acrobatic fucking pirouette
Take out my liquid swords, stab you once for every day
that you've continued to pester my existence
I flip my switch
Special Technique: Sleuth Democracy
I load you with lead, hmm, let's see
Yep, you make a great pencil, but victory
is still out of reach, let's even the odds
I finish the Redpop, time to summon the gods
Denitech: Yaldabaoth
Sunlight hits you and all bets are off
Deals more damage than Dragon Ball Z
Time to die, here's for posterity
I walk over and fist-bump you while you melt like Indy's nazi
My Lost Ark's knocking you out like you tripped on ectasy
Don't mess with me again
I won.

Oh. I'm tired of you. so here I'll do one more thing.
I'll squash the beef. so I ask for this to end.
so I'll bend my own rules. I send you this.
You are good. No more Disses.



--------------------------------------------
I hope nobody took any of this serious XD
Don't make me snap my fingers...
You just made me snap my fingers...
Oh hell no...



Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation
Hip rotation, booty sensation
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.
I be in school with my pencil and my paper
Get my work done, I don't worry bout them haters
Got my report card, got good grades
Gonna show my parents cause I'm gonna get paid
I wanna buy some candy but my momma says save
I started acting up and she said behave.
Got my report card, got good grades!
My stupid hoe ass momma said I gotta, gotta save.
Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation
Hip rotation, booty sensation
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.
Just left music, time for P.E.
Maddie's getting mad because they can't be me.
New outfit and got my hair done.
I don't wanna get dirty, but my teacher said run.
I said no, he said now. I was like bitch you can't make me no how.
Na na na-na na! Leave me the fuck alone!
Now I got a letter and a phone call home.
Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation
Hip rotation, booty sensation
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.




Originally posted by NoelYoshi
Don't make me snap my fingers...
You just made me snap my fingers...
Oh hell no...



Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation
Hip rotation, booty sensation
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.
I be in school with my pencil and my paper
Get my work done, I don't worry bout them haters
Got my report card, got good grades
Gonna show my parents cause I'm gonna get paid
I wanna buy some candy but my momma says save
I started acting up and she said behave.
Got my report card, got good grades!
My stupid hoe ass momma said I gotta, gotta save.
Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation
Hip rotation, booty sensation
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.
Just left music, time for P.E.
Maddie's getting mad because they can't be me.
New outfit and got my hair done.
I don't wanna get dirty, but my teacher said run.
I said no, he said now. I was like bitch you can't make me no how.
Na na na-na na! Leave me the fuck alone!
Now I got a letter and a phone call home.
Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation
Hip rotation, booty sensation
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, kiss, kiss.

Okay first off before I start the rap. wtf. that picture is hilarious XD


--------------------------------------------------
So this is one rap I can't really reply to.
You didn't gimme much of a supply to do anything...
I usually rely on the fact to really get dissed to diss back...
so Man this is kinda wack. with the lack of Motivation.
I can't seem to pack a diss in this. so I'll just use use my pure talent. no attack on you for no reason. I'm not wack enough to do that. Maybe I should rap about my hack. or my knack of rap,
or the all the peeps that've stabbed me in the back?
or maybe I just rapped and didn't realize it?
heh guess I did. I guess that's it then. next time gimme something to work with. I love dissin' it's fun pissin' people off.
well atleast if they listen...
So I can't rap but imma try
Never really flown cause I don't get high
My lyrics get haters peeved
NoelYoshi got a fake ass weave
Work hard for the gwap, always get paid
Egadd's so fake he'll never get laid
Haters stay mad cause I keep getting cash
I see your ratchet bitch, imma fuck her in the ass

#bars
“The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible.” - Salman Rushdie
Originally posted by Egadd
Um...you sayin' that to me or FUGGNUTZ?
You called my weave fake.



It's on, buddy. THIS FRIENDSHIP IS GOING TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

Fuggnutz, how are you gonna insult my weave?
Bitch, get the fuck out, you might as well leave.
I'm snapping my fingers, all in that Z.
I'm something you'll never be: a real G.
Unlike you, I fly all the time.
I stay high, maybe that's why I can rhyme.
You can fuck my ratchet bitch, I got way more than one.
I know you won't, cause swag? You got none.
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, snap, snap, diss, diss.
RatchetYoshi-eisha ain't blowing you no kiss.
I ain't even mad, I ain't at all.
I'm just making sure you're short while I'm standing tall.
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe.
Always wondered who that was about, but now I for sure know.
I'm fuggnutz, fuggnutz, I take it up the fuggbuttz.
My lyrics so sharp, I guess you'll have to count the fuggcutz.
I saw your report card, and just let me say:
I'm surprised you can even speak, let alone be hatin' today.
I'm out, I'm done, my time here is spent.
Tyrone and Da'rell owe me child support and rent.



omg fuggnutz I didn't mean it bby <3







YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [/flavaflav]
yo ergazoobi here
i don't know how to rap
i know fuckall about flow
and my rhymes are kind of crap
but i do know one thing
and it's as follows:
you got served fuggnutz
you sucked, now swallow

Now how you gonna insult the best of all time?
You try to stay fresh but you can barely even rhyme
Tell me to swallow, bitch I'll spit it right back at you
What makes you think you can tell me what to do?
You're still ratchet, and always will be
It's not my fault you obviously wanna be me
I spit fire daily, charcoal
My verses sleep bitches, narco
“The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible.” - Salman Rushdie
XD you people keep up what you're doing it entertains me...seriously I'm enjoying this thread so far XD
when i tell you to jump you ask how high
you'd look good with a columbian necktie
maybe then you'll swallow what i tell you to
like a politician you talk but don't follow through
i get deep in the bitches like i'm cthulhu
they worship me so they don't got the time for you
they love the feel of my tentacle
chain them up in manacles
but bitch you're like a barnacle
we all just wish that you'd let go
rappin bout rappin that's some meta shit
too bad you can't even manage it
i bring first class post-modern post-hardcore rap
you got fake ass post-mortem post office crap
when i go out the bitches all wanna sit in my lap
when you go out, oh wait, you stay home and fap
i'm too white to be ratchet
too punk for this rap shit
but at least i don't mask it
i know my limits
'Teka lang
One minute
Pwede bang pakiulit
Maaring may lamang kayo sa paligo
Subalit bakit ninyo nasabi na kayo ang nararapat?
Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kayo naisulat

Eh bat ibang singers naman na di nila sinulat ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobrang kung sumikat?
Tulad Ko
At ni Kino
At ni Benedict Aquino
Na wala pa yatang masisikat pa
Kahit na sino

Ewan ko!
Sandali!
Wag kayong makulit!
Kung ayaw n'yong masipa sa muka na malupit!
Baka makatikim ka nang sarsuelo de kamao sa el listo de el gato sa gulpihan de kontodo!

TALAGA?
Di nga?
Tatawa na ba ako?
Hindi porket koryano kayo magaling kayo magtaykwando
Wag kayong magaangas sa lalaking may balbas
Kami yung mga tip na hindi umaatras
Did somebody say my name?
Hello, I am the guy who sucks at rapping
But who ya gonna cares something like that
I am an crying fetish, love anime girl crying, no doubt
If you can't handle it, just ignore it!
Because I'm an Austism because why not?
It's time to ignites the war, boo yeah!

Okay I'm bad at rapping.