Throughout the years, This forum has been abandoned, ignored and mis-treated, played around like a toy. The devices on your heads are symbolic of the shackles that you place upon this forum. You are predators, but today you become the prey. The only way to survive is to not spam this thread. If one fails, All of you will have to pay the price. How much spam will you save yourself in order to live?

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Behind the scenes...

Hello, Mr Jigsaw. I want to play a game. I've seen you casting unfair punishments on kind people who practice innocent activities, like spamming, which are undoubtly healthy and smart. You make hypocrisy out of the word "game" as people were clearly having more fun leaving this forum untouched and only using it for spam and table stretch purposes than before your poor excuse of gaming. Today you shall learn what is the true nature of the words "punishment" and "game" by taking a look at that Banhammer filled with scorching spikes, which gets closer to your masked face every 5 seconds. Now, where is that knife which can cut the rope device which connects to the Banhammer's handle? Maybe this malfunctioning metal detector can help you... Win MY "game" or meet MY definition of "punishment". The choice is yours...

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*Gasp*

Man, this thread is almost as bad spooky as a thread I saw recently.

...yup.

The only difference is that this is a FoS version of the same thread.