To the enter the fortress of Kentucky Fried Castle, and rescue the Chicken Princess from being battered by tht evil french fry, only to find out the chicken is in another castle. Then after crushing ketchup packs sent by KFC, the chicken crosses another street and frees the chicken nugget from drowning in the mashed potatos. But, the chicken is in another Kentucky Fried Castle. Finally he manages to save the real chicken princess from the big biscuit. The chicken saved the princess from the evil clutch of Kentucky Fried Castle.
....and this my friend, is why teh chicken crossed the road.
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