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Designing the Worst Internet User.

Originally posted by Sokobansolver
-Comes out in public support of controversial internet censorship legislation


That's enough for me to hate him.

-Creates accounts that only ever post once, and the post is a one-word answer to a 3-year-old thread.
-Presents his opinion as fact
Usually inactive/procrastinating on a hack idea.
He:

- Talks about his experience with MARIO by M A R I O.
- Generalizes groups of people. e.g. "you f**s need to grow up stop watching/reading/playing *enter work of fiction here*"
- Doesn't make it clear whether he is serious or not. Ever.
- Is so improperly educated that he:
+ Can't spell,
+ Can't add,
+ Can only use monosyllabic* words. e.g. "ded your so awsum tanx i didnt no that 2+2=4"

*one syllable
Are minecraft-related things allowed too? If so, then here's what I got involving it...

He:

-Always griefs things
-Steals diamonds and other goodies from other people and burns the rest of the items.
-Occasionally puts up redstone traps involving item-stealing, TNT, redstone, etc.
-Spams/floods the chat with "EYE GUT SW3G BICCHH TORLOLOLO"
-Kills people when they go afk and then loots them.
-Makes dirt houses
I have nothing else to say now. Huh...
cant forget pretentious!
ask me about my VASTLY SUPERIOR music taste and style~
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
- Doesn't make it clear whether he is serious or not. Ever.


I can see a situation where he uses this to his advantage.
For example, he's flaming a fanbase he considers childish and there's a backlash of posters who complain so he chickens out by saying he didn't mean it when he did in fact mean it.
Usually inactive/procrastinating on a hack idea.
-he says smw hacking is nsfw
-he asks for a fake donor tag $500
-he doesn't know how to use google
Originally posted by mrMetaldccxvi
-he says smw hacking is nsfw
-he asks for a fake donor tag $500
-he doesn't know how to use google

What do you mean, 'use google'? It's a search engine. I don't see how one can not know how to use it.
Originally posted by SuperSaiyanSquidward
What do you mean, 'use google'? It's a search engine. I don't see how one can not know how to use it.


That's a surefire way to be the worst internet user ever.
I therefore conclude that my parents, being equally clueless, are the worst internet users in the world.
Usually inactive/procrastinating on a hack idea.
Originally posted by mrMetaldccxvi
-he doesn't know how to use google


You gotta be a fucking dumbass for not knowing how Google works.
- doesnt know know how to open the internet.
- doesnt know that "www." goes at the beginning
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Originally posted by Ruberjig
- doesnt know know how to open the internet.
- doesnt know that "www." goes at the beginning

what

- Every one of his posts is: "hEy GuYz!1!1! cHeCk OuT tHiS wEb SiTe: www.virusalertnoreallythisisavirus.moron.com "
Hipster Girl: *You're
My Hack's Progress:
World 1 90% Done.
World 2 5% Done
-He asks for people to subscribe to him, but he doesn't have any videos.
-He doesn't even know what subscriptions are for.
Designing the worst Internet user? Hmm, that's an interesting challenge.

He lives in his elderly parents' basement. He maintains accounts on many sites, including popular sites, quieter sites, and even the corners of the Internet that not even the 4chan trolls want to visit.

His diet consists of nothing more than high-fat, high-caloric junk food and soda. Normally, this wouldn't be so much of a problem if one consumes only moderate quantities, but he eats about five to seven "meals" of Cheetos and Mountain Dew a day.

He holds many opinions, none of them informed, all of them only to be contrary to everyone else he perceives as the majority. He is easily one of the most extreme of every group he's in.

His political views are acidic and pathetic. He doesn't hold debates, he merely flames the opposition until they give up, and then he perceives those "debates" as victories, further enforcing his viewpoints. He is incredibly progressive, but only up to the point where it affects him personally, and then he sounds like a Tea Partier on meth.

He trolls the Internet day in and day out. Many times he loses track of time, leading to literal days of browsing and surfing and trolling. He has no friends, even among other trolls, because he talks down to everyone. He puts forth no attempt to even seem like a nice person, not even at first. He is banned from so many websites and forums because of his caustic posting habits. He was so bad that administrators of various webforums would pass around his preferred username and e-mail address, and they would ban him before he even registered an account.

His websites were removed for hateful content. His posts were deleted on sight by even the most lenient moderators. He once even cleared the official #linux because the users couldn't stand him. His YouTube comments are always marked as spam and have hundreds of thumbs down; his videos are hand-deleted by YouTube Moderators themselves. Spammers don't even send him spam.

He is the worst user of the Internet.

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Originally posted by The Secret Exit
REALLY HUGE POST

...Whoa.

That's...probably someone out there.

Too add, 4chan banned him. So did Something Awful, Riddit, Twitter Facebook and nearly every other site he has ever registered to, including Youtube. For some extra evil, have 4chan IP ban him.
It's not exactly hard to get banned on 4chan though, I don't really understand why you put extra emphasis on that.
Your layout has been removed.
It's not really that hard to get banned from SA either.
shirt status: not on
It's not exactly hard to get banned. Period.
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I meant that he was being such an intolerable jerk that the wretched hive of the internet couldn't handle him, and when he rereged one time too many, they IP banned him.
Keep in mind that he's so appalling that administrators would create accounts with his credentials just to ban him preemptively.

Celarix | [email protected] | Avatar by Uhrix