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Portal Guns

If you had a portal gun, what would you do with it? I would shoot one on the ceiling above my bed, and at the end of school, I shoot the other on the floor, and jump straight into bed. And also, I would go to my enemy's house and shoot a portal in the toilet, and on the ceiling straight above.

I would use the portal gun from my house to the nearest McDonalds so i can eat all the burgers i want.
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Well it would probably be useless because the material that portal surfaces are made of can be found (almost) nowhere outside of Aperture, but if I either had a constant supply of conversion gel or if I had an upgraded version that could shoot portals on any surface:
-Shoot a portal at the bottom of a playground slide and another one at the top and then slide down so I shoot straight up in the air. Assuming I also had long fall boots too, the fall wouldn't be very dangerous. If there was a wall perpendicular to the slide's entrance, I could slide down the slide over and over at a faster speed.
-Make money by providing people with an instant taxi service.
-Use it as a personal form of transport so I don't have to learn to drive or worry about polluting the air.
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I'd use it to warp people that annoy me onto that square of grass in front of my house.

...Or create a random portal to nowhere specific and throw things there when I'm bored.
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Originally posted by Sokobansolver
Well it would probably be useless because the material that portal surfaces are made of can be found (almost) nowhere outside of Aperture[...]

But in Mari0 you can shoot on almost every tile and an on every SMB tile. Even in Minecraft you can shoot on almost every tile. #ab{:P}

Edit: Oh mean, I wish, I have Minecraft, then I can create maps with this (not so ported) mod.

Ontopic: In this more or less insany thread... I can't image what I can do to with a portal gun. #ab{:LOL:}
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When portal came out I was really excited about this idea but it quickly turns disastrous.

Infinite loop portals at first seem funny, but honestly they'd be insanely dangerous. You'd hit terminal velocity instantly and have nowhere to go but crash into something. Someone could point one at, say, the moon, and then your feet or anywhere and suck out all the air on earth and you along with it.

In a constrained scope, it's a really cool and fun idea but man, could you wreak some havoc.
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