I'm not trying to offend S.N.N., I just thought this would be chuckle-worthy!
I am HOTL S.N.N., the admin of this site. My job is to be an administrator. I can do super uber awesome things. I can control this website with my mind bending super powers. For example, I can turn this website into a sandwich. This place is actually very scrumptious. It's awesome - Bread with grilled chicken, with a little hint of Egadd, spiced with some MercuryPenny, and gently seasoned with my trademark Ruberjig. I also added a little dab of Ladida. You guys should try it sometime. Besides sandwiches, I can do much more than that. For example, I can rip off your mouth to shut you up if you annoy me. Or I can temp-ban you because you don't like my awesomeness. I can do many, many things. That's why I'm uber special. Cuz I am epic. Any questions, comments, concerns? Just call my number, toll free: 1-800-DEATH-TO-ALL-LIVING-THINGS
Or email me at: [email protected]
Thanks for stopping by, and have a good life!
Oh, I decided to try and remember what it'd be like to have exactly 401 posts. So I changed it back to that with my super god admin powers. Maybe I should add some Sokobansolver to my sandwich some time! I bet that would be DELICIOUS.
Ah yes, Punk S.! I almost forgot about you. Pray tell, would you rather be turned into a snow cone, or ice cream?
And Mr. Penny, a breakfest is different from a breakFAST. See, in a breakfEast, you take people from a site and BREAK their bones in a FEST.