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Ghost of Christmas Past, Present, and Future

Depends. Are you a scrooge? Even of the McDuck variety?
(In a cold and quiet voice) Don't worry, time plays tricks when asking questions like these.
If anything, you can rest assured that I can't haunt you.
Well, you see--


THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, BEFORE THE DAWN OF NIGHTFALL...

A GREAT WIPE DECIMATED THE LIKES OF SMWC, SETTING THE STAGE FOR THE DAWN OF MACHINES. BUT ONE MAN STOOD ABOVE THE CARNAGE, REFORMING SMWC AND KEEPING THE LIKES OF ARBEWHAT AND OTHER MACHINES AT BAY. THAT MAN WAS KNOWN AS BOOM.DK, AND HE WOULD...

...RANDOM ATTACKS...

...CHANGING HIS NAME TO KIERAN...

...EXPLOSIONS...EGG SONG...

...AWESOME KITTEN THREAD...

...AND NOW HE GOES BY A HOLIDAY USERNAME TO CONFUSE THE MACHINES, INCLUDING MYSELF. IT'S REALLY FRUSTRATING, ACTUALLY. AND APPARENTLY THESE TWO OTHER GUYS WANTED TO BE IN ON THE ACT, TOO. ANYWAY, THEIR JOB IS STILL TO KEEP THE MACHINES AT BAY. IF YOU'RE NOT A MACHINE, THEN YOU WON'T BE HAUNTED. PROBABLY.
Only when the church clock strikes one
I think that will suffer the same situation from Qwholl.
Crap. Should've changed my name.

In the future....no one can hear you scream ....ehehehehe

To be fair, I started it >.>
Layout by LDA during C3.
Originally posted by Lightvayne
In the future....

...That is later, this is now :P