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SMWC Rap Competition
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Let's see your best 4-8 bars, SMWC. Will edit some in after I use the restroom.

HERE WE GO

They say "Real rappers have the skills to boot!"
Well I ain't an owl, so I don't give a hoot
White and nerdy but I still stay on my grind
Still rapping while you users wasting time
My girl say she love me, man I don't blame her
You better guard your girl man, before I game her
Hit em with that real shit, make sure they stay down
Had to kill this verse first right before I go to town

#bars

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“The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible.” - Salman Rushdie
Hey ev'ry one, I'm MP!
And there's no way to beat me!
My rhymes are sick, no way to win,
So just run before you sin!
No I'm not God, but I'm a friend of his,
And you'd better run before I win!
Noel's here to help, call me peacemaker
high on the beach, call me sunbaker
Chew you up like candy, you can take it Now and Later
skit around your weak lines like a figure 8 skater
If you tryna talk shit, I'mma just call you a hater
btw Adam you're a chronic masturbator
Azurik lives in the swamps, killing alligators
Bitch, you just got served, and I am yo waiter

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA





nigga nigga
nigga nigga
nigga nigga
nigga
I'm 100% nigga

nigga nigga
nigga nigga
nigga nigga
nigga
I'm 200% nigga
bill cosby ready

String up niggaz wit a sweater sleeve
Then rock Cosbyquest with GCAT behind the beats
We go slow then eat pussy sweeter than pudding pops
Tell the bitch to ride on lil bill then cum onto the tops
Of respectable black women, dealing vinyl behind the streets
Burning Bob Newhart cuz he's a white-ass beetch
Chris Rock gets split from ass to flow
then give Carlin tag on his toe
Originally posted by NoelYoshi
Noel's here to help, call me peacemaker
high on the beach, call me sunbaker
Chew you up like candy, you can take it Now and Later
skit around your weak lines like a figure 8 skater
If you tryna talk shit, I'mma just call you a hater
btw Adam you're a chronic masturbator
Azurik lives in the swamps, killing alligators
Bitch, you just got served, and I am yo waiter

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You fuckin take that back, you washed up piece of shit.
Keep talkin like that and you'll get hit till you're 8 bit.
I see you talkin shit but i never cared, you aint got flair, too dumb to see the world's despair.
Step it up, come on, get off the damn weed, what you need is a knife to the chest and a gentle cleave.
HEEEEEYYYY!!!

Nobody got the skills I have,
and those who do don't have my hat!
The hat is intimidating, but also transparent,
Who am I kidding, it's invisible and flagrant.
You'll turn and run, screaming like a baby,
and you'll with you'd never seen me!
SO, stop while you're ahead, just walk away,
'cuz I'm the only one who can win today!
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
Hey ev'ry one, I'm MP!
And there's no way to beat me!
My rhymes are sick, no way to win,
So just run before you sin!
No I'm not God, but I'm a friend of his,
And you'd better run before I win!


Yes, you're rhymes are sick - you need a doctor
You think you can step up to this thread's almighty proctor?
I spit words so hot I'll burn your layout more black and blue
Why don't cry back to your mommy about your boo-boos
So you guys feel like trying to kill me?
Gonna go and flame just cause you don't feel me?
I guess haters gonna hate, that's a fact
Meanwhile I stay posted in the Louis with the strap
Gotta hit em with the laser if they run
Man, sometimes killing you crackers is so fun
This verse goes dumb, but me? I go crazy
Gotta hop out this thread like a ghost; Swayze

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“The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible.” - Salman Rushdie
Originally posted by Adam
weak ass lines


Bitch was that a rap? Looked more like a poem
You are about to fall like an unbalanced totem
Where'd you get your rhymes? Helen Keller must have wrote 'em
You just got roasted, as for the applauses, hold 'em




Here, here, here we go.
So they're finally here,
Performing for you,
If you know the words,
You can join in too.

Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
As we take you through, this monkey rap!

Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail.
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts.
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too.
He's the first member of the DK crew!

Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be.
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong.
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!

Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace.
This Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out, just for you.
Inflate himself just like a balloon.
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!

Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too,
And this time he's in the mood!
He can fly real high with his jetpack on.
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune,
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!

Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Finally, he's here for you,
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy!
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move slow, he can't jump high,
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

Huh!

C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!

W-w-w-walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!

Ahh yeah!!

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Originally posted by FUGGNUTZ
Easter Bunny


Ha, ha, ha, come on!
Your bunny ass about to feel the wrath of Kahn
Silly rabbit, you’ll need more than luck
You’ve got two giant ears, but can’t hear that you suck
I drive a Shy Guy hoard. Your army is weak!
What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?
I’ll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat
Then butcher your family, and make a new coat
You think you're cool cause you bite lyrics?
I have that computer flow like Cyrix
Everyone who ever stepped to me was slain
You're just a joker, and I'm Bruce Wayne

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“The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible.” - Salman Rushdie
Like robbing a bank
at point blank with a loaded gun
loaded with blanks
unloading, cycling up in the air
flinging it backwards, over prepared

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Later.
Originally posted by FUGGNUTZ
Bruce Wayne


I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face
You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace
Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!
Ha, I've cracked the case!
You're a bat shit crazy basket case!
My lyrics must have you feeling some type of way
For you to respond with urgency and sway
What if the reason you didn't get any gifts in the past
Is because your head was unbearably far up your ass?

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“The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible.” - Salman Rushdie
These niggas act good
But their styles are damn near boring and white as the other hood
right I'm talking the suburban wasteland
bitch backpackers man Stan with mace in hand
Mips rocks the on and on with coke out
Hope you choke, fucking bloke, fish coming out
to chip the lame game of wigger trap from the exterior
rhymes of the rabbit get him the posterior
and pussy game strong, cat and hare, be aware
of the rap trap, wrap niggas in a bent baseball bat
punk and fugg be rhymin bout the bat
too easy too easy man made a lava
come atcha be producing for your real father
blow up mics just by holdin them
source got me bolden them
while wasteland niggaz vault and run from the thread dat be holdin them

peace niggaz shouts out to gcat, egadd, gcau, no love deep web, naruto, daggoth, viceroy, interlocked pipelines

mc mips out
Originally posted by FUGGNUTZ
My lyrics must have you feeling some type of way
For you to respond with urgency and sway
What if the reason you didn't get any gifts in the past
Is because your head was unbearably far up your ass?


Did my words kick your Fuggnutz that fucking hard?
Bitch you're Stephenie Meyer, while I'm the Bard.
Your verses are so forced you make Chuck Norris cry
Why don't you make like Cresseli - and fled in a blink of an eye
gsg bites his rhymes from rap battles
of wiggaz on the net with guitars and the Beatles
shirts like they some sort of nigga who can't get a break
from kinks and who fans shoving them off the brink
fucking mainstream
should I give a shit bout punk
if he's sitting in his bedroom sipping on some spunk
naw nigga I'm through
They say success is the best revenge
So how about I show you my brand-new Benz?
You flow like a seal in captivity
And you look like Mary in nativity
Bitch I'm more fly than an airbus
Your players wear helmets on the school bus
You going in the back taking the new shoes
I stay in the power position like Mewtwo

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“The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible.” - Salman Rushdie
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