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TEXT ADVENTURE 2.0

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The old one died and I thought it would be fun to do one.

-------STUPID TEXT ADVENTURE 2.0-------
ORIGINALLY BY 90FC3C
REVISED BY MERCURYPENNY

You are in an empty farmer's market. There is a fruit stand to the north, a vegetable stand to the west, a meat stand to the south and an exit to the east. Where do you go?

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Note that anyone can join after the first round, but you must start from this post.
Head to the fruit stand.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
Yoshiatom's Post
Head to the exit.

Layout by Koopster!

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Originally posted by Falconpunch
Head to the fruit stand.

You walk up to the fruit stand. A creepy old lady rises and asks if you want anything in a polite but raspy tone. Items: Apple ($2), Orange ($2), Pineapple ($5), Pear ($2), Giant Apple ($2). Muneez: $30

Originally posted by yoshiatom
Head to the exit.

You head to the exit and a forest inexplicably rises around you. Don't ask why. Additionally, it seems that it is already populated by wild animals. What direction do you go? All directions: bushes and trees.
I'll join and go to the vegetable stand.
Usually inactive/procrastinating on a hack idea.
Say no and then go to Meat stand.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
Originally posted by GloriousWater
I'll join and go to the vegetable stand.

You head to the vegetable stand...and there is no-one there! What do you do? (P.S, there's beans of all kinds, lettuce and spinach and cabbage.)

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Originally posted by Falconpunch
Say no and then go to Meat stand.

The lady angrily mumbles and curses about how "youngsters don't know common courtesy" and sinks back into her stand. You arrive at the meat stand and a fifty-something year old guy wearing a meat juice covered apron greets you cheerfully and asks what you would like. Items: Beef (7$ a pound), Pork (10$ a pound), Poultry (5$ a pound, chicken or turkey), animal of your choice (3$).

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Buy 2 Poultry then head for the exit.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
Eat the spinach and power up like Popeye for no apparent reason. Leave some coins on the stand too, just in case.
Usually inactive/procrastinating on a hack idea.
Originally posted by Falconpunch
Buy 2 Poultry then head for the exit.

You purchase 1 chicken and 1 turkey, pay and head to the exit. After you leave a man jumps out with a knife and tells you to give him all your stuff. What do you do? (actions: give, fight, flee)

Originally posted by GloriousWater
Eat the spinach and power up like Popeye for no apparent reason. Leave some coins on the stand too, just in case.

You eat the spinach and become very strong as the Popeye theme plays for no reason. You also leave $5 Muneez on the stand.
Fight him, cuz wynaut.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
Head for the exit because I heard something there over the Popeye theme.
Usually inactive/procrastinating on a hack idea.
Originally posted by Falconpunch
Fight him, cuz wynaut.

You put your fists up, and get into a fighting stance. The robber rolls his eyes and raises his knife into the air. What now?

Originally posted by GloriousWater
Head for the exit because I heard something there over the Popeye theme.

You walk towards the exit because you think you heard something. A dead tree near the exit grows a face and charges towards you. What do you do?
Grab the Knight by the safe side to avoid me getting stabbed then jab the Knife in the Robber's heart to kill him.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
Originally posted by Falconpunch
Grab the Knight by the safe side to avoid me getting stabbed then jab the Knife in the Robber's heart to kill him.

It's a double bladed knife! If you try to grab it, your hand will be sliced open.
Shit.

Grab a knife out and fight him, if I have a knife.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
Pick up the tree using SPINACH POWER and throw it somewhere before leaving.
Usually inactive/procrastinating on a hack idea.
Originally posted by Falconpunch
Shit.

Grab a knife out and fight him, if I have a knife.

You remember that you have a pocket knife and deflect the knife that was about to kill you. Now...?

Originally posted by GloriousWater
Pick up the tree using SPINACH POWER and throw it somewhere before leaving.

You attempt to uproot the tree only to find that it's rooted too deeply to pull out. You run 15 feet back and decide to ignore it and continue on your way. After 3 minutes of walking through the forest you emerge on the other side to find a clan of cannibals. Hungry cannibals, judging by the looks you are getting and the drool. Now what?
Run back into the forest and climb up a tree while attempting to think up a plan.
Usually inactive/procrastinating on a hack idea.
Quickly Jab my knife into the Thug's heart to kill him.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
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