Let's see, it will be December 2013 so...
"Hey! Umm, don't join up with your old friends, at least in their group. Individually they're alright, but they just wouldn't accept you in their group because of well... they way you are. Anywho, I rather have you make friends to those white freshman nerds you would find in the library plus a sophomore who will come to your school and join baseball... not that you played baseball anyway. Oh! And don't forget to start selling some hispanic sweets... like right now. Wait, job? Ha-ha! You're funny.
I guess that's it except that you will lose your flash drive
containing, like, half of your pornography
. Okay, yeah, bye, see-ya!