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Life Is But A Dream

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a dream.

Now that that's out of the way, I'd like to introduce you the SMW central's dream thread. Got any crazy dreams you'd like to share with us my good forumites? I'll start off with a weird as heck dream I had a few days ago.

The dream was supposed to be about the Gospel of Mark but as you'll see it has very little in common with the real thing (my version's way more awesome#tb{^V^}) So at the beginning Jesus's girlfriend (apparently dream! Jesus had a girlfriend) Maria was chained up in some castle and some weird half-animal guy who looked like he'd put through an MS paint color inversion filter was talking with the devil (also with inverted colors) about how they planned to marry her off to a bunch of lesbian vampires in order to to revive the devil or something (even though the devil was already there talking? IDK).

So then we cut to Jesus about to be executed. Of course he isn't crucified (that'd make too much sense) instead he's put in a friggin guillotine (anachronistic? What are you talking about?) about to get his head cut off. But suddenly one of Jesus's disciples (presumably Mark) runs in, cuts off the heads of Jesus's would-be executioners and frees him! We then cut back to furry guy and Satan talking, giving the usual "this is all going according to plan" villainous speech and furry guy gives a really wide grin which was supposed to look creepy but just looked goofy as heck. Then I woke up. Also my dream self was watching this on TV from my grandma's house.

There were also other weird details like when Maria was chained up a narrator was describing how she'd just realized the difference between male and female and was saddened to discover that she and Jesus didn't share the "same body" (I know, WTH?).
Evil flower of Pure Illusion... we're going to pluck you out!
I've had two noteworthy dreams that I can remember well:

When I was very young (maybe 4 years old) I had a dream where I was with my parents in a desert town (think Agrabah from Aladdin), but the inhabitants were dinosaurs. I got separated from my parents, and although the dinosaurs never attacked me, it was very scary.

The second dream occurred a couple years later, probably around age 5-6. I had been playing Super Mario 64 a lot because we had recently gotten our N64. In my dream I was in the game, and I went into Shifting Sand Land. I got stuck in the quicksand and died.
I can't remember some off the top of my head, but a few days ago, I shit you not, I had a dream where Counterfeit was chasing me with an army of sentient walking guns, and when I was caught, it ended.
She knows how to keep their morale up.
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