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Corrupt Three Wishes

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Genies.

Yes.

Let's play a game. Everyone has to think of 3 wishes they would ask the genie for, and the NEXT person who replies posts his wishes too. BUT ALSO acts as the genie for the reply above, and find ironical twists for that set of wishes.

Say I wished for a Wii U. (I really want one, btw), the next person would say what he/she/it would wish for (hence this thread's presence in General Discussion and not Forum Games), while also finding irony in my wish. Like giving me JUST the console, no wires, no games, no controllers, JUST the console.

The things you think up of at 4 in the morning, honestly.

Anyways, here's what I would wish for in quotes:

1st - "I wish for the Pokemon creature Ditto"

2nd - "I wish that the ditto I just asked for has all of it's abilities and powers intact."

3rd - "I wish said Ditto always does what I tell it to do without hesitation."

Your turn, guys. Are you smarter than a 5th grader than the genie?

You now own a ditto. In your copy of Omegaruby/Alphasapphire. All its abilities and powers work normally and it'll do anything you can tell it to do using your 3ds. ...Which is not really much more than anyone else can do with their ditto. Oh well.

I wish for

1) More genies that each grant 3 more wishes of mine.

2) A new charger for my laptop

3) This thread to be moved to "Forum games"

Words.
[22:25:05] <%andy_k_250> Turkey and Grease will one day be reunited - that day will be... Thanksgiving
1. Self replicating money
2. Piracy be legal
3. Reset time, in order to get more wishes
Sponsored by your local carniceria
You got it, in a game. You're now a pirate, because piracy is now legal. But your ship drowned in the middle of the ocean. I've... managed to reset the time... but... now you don't even exist.

1. Infinite Wishes
2. Immortality
3. Magic powers that make me able to do anything.
Originally posted by Trollope

1. Infinite Wishes
2. Immortality
3. Magic powers that make me able to do anything.

1) You become bored as hell in the long run.
2) See #1, and in addition, you outlive all your loved ones, and then the world ends and you're standed in space for all eternity with nothing to do
except talk to Wheatley.

3) See #1

My wishes:

1) For Mario Maker to include a savestate function so that people can make Kaizo levels in Mario Maker and make them as hard as they want.

2) To be able to do one-arm pull-ups. I already can do one hand grabbing my wrist but I mean pulling up all of my weight with the one arm grabbing the bar and the other arm hanging by my side.

3) To have a model roller coaster go all around my room
Legacy custom music
A site with a non-useless dislike button
SMW hacking channel

Originally posted by Sokobansolver
1) For Mario Maker to include a savestate function so that people can make Kaizo levels in Mario Maker and make them as hard as they want.

2) To be able to do one-arm pull-ups. I already can do one hand grabbing my wrist but I mean pulling up all of my weight with the one arm grabbing the bar and the other arm hanging by my side.

3) To have a model roller coaster go all around my room

1) Too many people make kaizo/pit levels and uploading your levels to the internet is now disabled.
2) ...can't think of anything
3) It doesn't fit in your room because you never specified a model size ratio. Your room no longer has a roof and you die of hypothermia.

MINE:
1) Kill ISIS in a horrifyingly poetic way, up to and including them all being burned alive.
2) For someone with a brain to be in charge of the U.S.
3) Get Google to sell Youtube back to its original owners so someone actually half-decent at web design can make it semi-compatible with Firefox and make it not rely on Google's crappy "social media" service

Originally posted by MercuryPenny

MINE:
1) Kill ISIS in a horrifyingly poetic way, up to and including them all being burned alive.
2) For someone with a brain to be in charge of the U.S.
3) Get Google to sell Youtube back to its original owners so someone actually half-decent at web design can make it semi-compatible with Firefox and make it not rely on Google's crappy "social media" service


1) The killing of ISIS results in mass revolts of extremists around the world, causing terrorist attacks to now be almost daily. HOORAY.

2) The next president will have a brain. Sadly enough, every human has a brain and his isn't much better than any of the previous ones was, resulting in the U.S. going massively downhill.

3) After paying so much money to get youtube back, the original owners go bankrupt causing youtube to shut down almost immediatly.


Reposting my own since the person below me didn't corrupt:

I wish for

1) More genies that each grant 3 more wishes of mine.
2) A new charger for my laptop
3) This thread to be moved to "Forum games"

Words.
[22:25:05] <%andy_k_250> Turkey and Grease will one day be reunited - that day will be... Thanksgiving
1) The thread now triples in length, requiring 9 wishes to be posted. Due to the size required, the thread quickly fades into obscurity.
2) You get a new charger for your laptop, before realizing you forgot your wallet at home. You promptly put it back on the shelf.
3) The thread gets moved to forum games, before one of the mods promptly moves it back. Nothing changes.

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1) To be friends with genuinely intelligent people IRL.
2) To have the idiots of society recognize their pathetic-ness, and stop bothering the people who will contribute to the future. Having them commit seppuku is optional.
3) To have a third wish.
Later.
Originally posted by Prizm

1) To be friends with genuinely intelligent people IRL.
2) To have the idiots of society recognize their pathetic-ness, and stop bothering the people who will contribute to the future. Having them commit seppuku is optional.
3) To have a third wish.


1) You become friends with these people, but hanging out with them makes you look incredibly stupid in comparison and you are mocked your entire life.
2) 80% of society ends up committing seppuku and a new dark times is initiated with so little people left inhabiting earth.
3) Since you just used your third wish, you create a paradox and the universe collapses in on itself.


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1) I wish for the genie to grant my wishes 100% the way I desire, with no twists.
2)I wish for the power to grant my own wishes.
3) I wish for the power to grant myself infinite wishes.
New layout by RanAS!
1) I modkill you because you're godmoding
2) I modkill you because you're godmoding
3) Your wish for the power to grant yourself infinite wishes is granted but the power used up infinite wishes itself because you're godmoding

1) I wish this thread to be moved to Forum Games
2) I wish I knew what to wish for
3) I wish Alcaro would reply next [mod edit: granted]

Just look above you...
If it's something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!
1) The thread gets moved to Forum Games - only to be thrashed right afterwards.
2) You find out that wish for all your friends to be dead. You then realize how much of a monster you are and throw yourself off a bridge.
3) Well, he already replied, but not in the way you wanted him to, so there you go I guess?

1) I wish this thread's name would just be "Corrupt-a-wish" instead of this incredibly long one
2) I wish for a newborn cat
3) I wish for something to stop me from procrastinating
Originally posted by Lazy
1) I wish this thread's name would just be "Corrupt-a-wish" instead of this incredibly long one
2) I wish for a newborn cat
3) I wish for something to stop me from procrastinating

1) The name is actually innacurate because normally Corrupt-a-Wish has 1 wish per post rather than 3, so it gets changed back in an hour.
2) It's a lion.
3) You get a punch to the face every hour you procrastinate.

MINE:

1) An extra large pepperoni and bacon pizza.
2) Another extra large pepperoni and bacon pizza.
3) Creativity.
The pizza's are so large they cover the whole world, blocking the sun, and everyone freezes to death
You are so creative that you have overloaded your brain with new ideas and cannot remember english
I wish for happiness
somebody to throw pie at somebody elses face
the universe to blow up
1) You ate too much and now your stomach hurts pretty badly.
2) Your stomach hurts even more badly!
3) Creativity for motivation. Sure why not? Now you've got tons of creativity, but you don't have the motivation to create something with your creativity.

My wishes:
1) A brand new gaming set (including a computer)
2) Bunch of animes to watch.
3) More willpower.
You get a new gaming set... that breaks within seconds of using it, all the new anime suck, and the increase of willpower is so minuscule that it doesn't matter.

I wish for:
1) Infinite wishes for everyone in this thread, no downsides.
2) Wish #3 not granted.
3) Wish #2 granted.
YOUR layout has been removed.

I do non-kaizo beta tests!
Check my profile for more details.

A Mario and Luigi Story: The Universe's Star Demo 2:
50%
Status: Dead until I regain interest. Link to hack thread.

Everyone gets infinite wishes, but someone decides to be a jerk and undo your wish with one of his wishes.
Then the universe collapses in on itself because you just had to make a paradox :p

1) I wish for money
2) I wish for power
3) I wish for MOUNTAINS of bacon.
New layout by RanAS!
Originally posted by MilleniumLuigi
1) I wish for money
2) I wish for power
3) I wish for MOUNTAINS of bacon.

1) You get arrested for counterfeit.
2) Power corrupts. You are assassinated for your numerous atrocities.
3) It's uncooked. Have fun cooking 10,000 metric tons of bacon!

1) An AR-15 with a concealed carry permit.
2) For a baked potato.
3) To be able to save this wish for an emergency.
1) You get your AR-15, but it's a 'toy build it yourself' kit, and therefore has no bullets, but has a classic 'Bang!' flag.
2) You get a baked rotten potato.
3) Congratulations on starting a paradox, you nerd. Reality implodes.

1) I wish to find more Shiny Pokémon.
2) I wish for Float Stones to be an actual thing you can buy.
3) I wish Electronics could never run out of power.
1) You have a 100% chance of finding shiny pokemon, leaving the normal sprites in the dust. Because of the exessive shiny pokemon you have, everybody thinks you are a hacker, and everyone hates you.
2) They are buyable, but they cost $1,000,000 just for one of them.
3) Running out of power means they never turn off, so it causes everything to go haywire and causes chaos all over the world.

1) I wish Miyamoto retires from Nintendo.
2) I wish for everybody to stop being a douchebag towards me.
3) I wish I was a professional at ASM.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
1} Miyamato retires, thus making many of Nintendo's popular franchises die, making Nintendo lose many fans, and go bankrupt.
2) Nobody was a bag in the first place
3] You become so poular for your ASM expertise that you get overloaded with requests, and people get mad at you for taking too long.
I wish for happiness
somebody to throw pie at somebody elses face
the universe to blow up