1) Granted, but now you're just an immobile shell that cannot think or breathe or anything and will remain like that for eternity.
2) Granted, but you now have more haters than Justin Bieber ever did.
3) Granted, but you're now accused of plagiarism.
1) I wish healthy at literally every size was actually possible
2) I wish for Donkey Kong Country Maker
3) I wish for all cigarettes in the entire world to be Thanos snapped out of existence
1) Granted, but despite knowledge of graphical editor usage and connection of animated tiles, the graphics themselves suck.
2) Granted, but you only get basic knowledge of ASM.
3) Granted, but they start harming the website and they eventually get brown-banned.
1. I wish for a new laptop for me.
2. I wish for a lifetime supply of 7 Ups.
3. I wish I created a remarkable 120-exit long SMW hack.Calling Tim Follin a musical genius would be offensive to him.
1) Granted, but everybody forgets about Herobrine.
2) Granted, but nobody cares about SMW hacking anymore.
3) Granted, but every other game is forgotten.
1. I wish I had more time for anything important.
2. I wish Nintendo didn't take down videos containing music from their games and channels connected them.
3. I'd like more people to enter BLDC.Calling Tim Follin a musical genius would be offensive to him.
1) Granted. You don't have any time for unimportant things anymore.
2) Granted. I really can't think of a way to corrupt this one.
3) Granted. So many people enter BLDC that the moderators can't keep up with it all, and the results take almost an entire year to be released.
1) Granted but they bend the knee to Chinese censorship and it affects the enjoyment of the games, like for example deleting the Pokemon Mienfoo for looking kinda like Winnie the Pooh
2) Granted, but it's two sizes too small
3) Granted, but figuring out the customization is a guide-dang-it
1) I wish the original DKC had a world of brutal bonus levels like every other DKC game after it
2) I wish for Ace Attorney 7 on the Switch
3) I wish McDonalds served actual food
1) Granted, but vanilla hacks become banned due to a Nintendo cease and desist.
2) Granted, but it's a single screen level with only side exists enabled, no power ups no messages.
3) Granted, but it now never reaches the ground before melting.
1) I wish for a new computer with an RTX card.
2) I wish for an all in one console that can play any game ever made.
3) I wish for a goose.
1) Granted, but it's just a computer case with the RTX card. No motherboard or anything
2) Granted, but your dad takes it away and runs it and the games over with his lawn mower
3) Granted, but the goose annoys you in various ways
1) I wish Mr. Enter would review Wacky World of Tex Avery
2) I wish boomers wouldn't blame violent video games for real world violence
3) I wish every Pokemon game from X and Y onward would continue to use tiles, sprites, and regular DS or GBA graphics instead of being 3D-rendered
1. Granted, but the review sucks.
2. Granted, but they blame them for something else.
3. Granted, but they get some of the worst GFX from DS and GBA games.
1. I want to be a highly appreciated person.
2. I want school not to suck.
3. I want one of the future Mega Man games to feature Dr. Cossack.Calling Tim Follin a musical genius would be offensive to him.
1. Granted, but now you suck at any other aspect of hacking.
2. Granted, but the game's still crap.
3. Granted, but you can't go back to 2019.
1. I wish for unlimited free flight tickets.
2. I wish Mega Man 1 didn't have as many cheap tricks.
3. I wish Capcom made Mega Man: The Wily Wars 2 and 3.Calling Tim Follin a musical genius would be offensive to him.
1) Granted, but the TSA doesn't let you bring your ticket with you cuz you might use it to give someone a papercut
2) Granted, but it still has cheap tricks, just not as many as before
3) Granted, but they don't release it
1) I wish having arachnophobia simply meant disagreeing with spiders while appreciating them and not being afraid of them
2) I wish GameStop had public restrooms
3) I wish Harry Potter Wizards Unite would come out with Adventure Sync already