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Corrupt Three Wishes

Originally posted by MilleniumLuigi
1) I wish for magic
2) I wish to actually be able to progress on my hack
3) I wish for knowledge of all major code languages.


1) A magician tries to do one of those tricks where you go inside a box and he saws it in half while you're still okay. Unfortunately, it turns out he isn't a real magician... :(

2) You suddenly get motivated to do more work on your hack. You move one block and suddenly get bored again.

3) You know everything there is to know about major coding languages but the very next day it all becomes completely obsolete because there's some brand new way to make programs/tools/games.

I wish:

1) There are no possible ways to corrupt my wishes.
2) I knew everything there is to know about SMW/YI hacking including music/ASM/etc.
3) I wish I was omniscient and omnipotent. :D
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1) This is not a wish. Just a statement.
2) You don't have enough motivation to hack SMW/YI.
3) You get bored pretty quickly.

1. I wish I was wittier.
2. I wish for some users to take a short break from posting in this thread.
3. I wish for never to be ninja'd.
1. You're wittier. But now you're prettier, wittier and gay!
2. You said some, not everyone. So, I won't take a short brake.
3. You won't. But after a few years, you're really hoping to get ninja'd for fun.

M y w i s h e s :
1. Never to be bored.
2. To be able to finish something.
3. I wish for a battlestation with sealed doors and walls with impenetrable windows.
Originally posted by Minimay

1. I wish I was wittier.
2. I wish for some users to take a short break from posting in this thread.
3. I wish for never to be ninja'd.



1. There's no such thing as a WITTIER to begin with.

2. Users stop posting, and SMWC is taken up by the worst of the worst instead, making it the worst web page ever and causes it to die forever.

3. The term ninja'd is changed to something else.

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1. I wish the game GTA and any similar ones never existed and never exist again.

2. The same as before, but with Conker's Bad Fur Day

3. I could see a solar eclipse

Read my posted story here!!.

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Corrupting Trollope's since CidYoshi didn't corrupt his

Originally posted by Trollope
1. Never to be bored.
2. To be able to finish something.
3. I wish for a battlestation with sealed doors and walls with impenetrable windows.

1) Your constant source of action preventing you from becoming bored leads to exhaustion and you die of a stress-induced heart attack.
2) You finish your life with a bullet to the head shot by a hitman.
3) Surprise! A nuke kills you and destroys your battlestation.

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1) I wish for a mint flavored sock.
2) I wish for a nuclear weapon for my own, personal use.
3) I wish I had diplomatic immunity so I can't get arrested for having a nuclear weapon.
Corrupting CidYoshi's since MercuryPenny didn't corrupt his:

Originally posted by CidYoshi

1. I wish the game GTA and any similar ones never existed and never exist again.
2. The same as before, but with Conker's Bad Fur Day.
3. I could see a solar eclipse.


1) GTA and its similar games don't exist but get replaced with Sonic The Hedgehog 2006 II and Sonic Boom 2.
2) Same as above but now they get made into awful movies. #ab{>:}
3) Congratulations, you are now blind but at least you don't get to see awful movies. #ab{¬_¬}

Now, MercuryPenny's:

1) You get one but you choke to death when you try to taste it.
2) You got a nuclear weapon but its a complete dud.
3) Oh yeah, you don't get arrested. #ab{:LOL:}

1) I wish that GLaDOS takes MrDeePay's place as a judge.
2) I wish that the next poster will be forced to take on two hard decisions: Fight Shinryu or Fight the Omega Weapon.
3) I wish that Masterlink learns the hard way when he tries to take on the world.
1. GLaDOS releases a deadly neurotoxin when she became a judge, killing everyone.
2. I make a wish getting out of it. Hahaha
3. He still ends up taking over the world after learning the hard way.

as for mine
I wish for...

1. Getting out of the 2nd wish up there.
2. A billion dollars, non-counterfeit, completely legal tender, protected in a safe with a combo only I know and will never forget or tell AND only I know where the safe is and can get easy access to it.
3. Corruption immunity for all my wishes.
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I do non-kaizo beta tests!
Check my profile for more details.

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Status: Dead until I regain interest. Link to hack thread.

Originally posted by mariocool1999
1. Getting out of the 2nd wish up there.
2. A billion dollars, non-counterfeit, completely legal tender, protected in a safe with a combo only I know and will never forget or tell AND only I know where the safe is and can get easy access to it.
3. Corruption immunity for all my wishes.

1) Davaros punches you in the face for it, causing you to have a broken nose that bleeds down into your lungs and you die from blood in your lungs.
2) The safe breaks and all the money falls in a nearby puddle of water, ruining it forever.
3) You die of a rectal growth that grows to 5 times the size of your body before you die.

1) A gun with a concealed carry permit.
2) Diplomatic immunity for the above wish.
3) For the below user to die.
1) You accidentaly shot yourself in the head.
2) That's too late. I first corrupted your 1st wish then the second.
3) I ressurected.

1) For my wishes never to be corrupt (not even this wish)
2) To do anything I want and no one can't stop me
3) To ride a crazy ultra giant monster Rollercoaster.
2) You go skydiving, but forget your parachute, no one stopped you, you just screwed up.
3) The rollercoaster breaks with you on it and you fall to your death.
1) oops, I granted the wishes in the wrong order, I'd give you two more wishes, but I can't because you're dead.

Now my wishes:

1) Telepathy
2) To get better grades on my next report card
3) To be a moderator
Yes, I know, I don't have an avatar, I can't find any damn pictures that are small enough >:(

1) You can only control things that are on your head.
2) They are so good that they overflow. (what)
3) Congratulations, you are a moderator on roblox forums.

1) I wish for the smw central banner to be changed to a nsfw image.
2) I wish for new gooey emoticons O.O
3) I wish the computer of the user granting my wishes would explode as soon as they grant my wishes.
1) The image is NSFW because it's gory, not lewd.
2) They still suck.
3) Yours does too.

1) I wish that I had more Wii U games.
2) I wish for a domestic cat.
3) I wish the corrupter of these wishes would die immediately after posting.
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
1) I wish that I had more Wii U games.
You now have the entire library of Wii-U games, but now your Wii-U is broken.

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2) I wish for a domestic cat.
Congratulations, you now have a domesticated lion and when it sleeps at night this song will play on loop until it wakes up.

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3) I wish the corrupter of these wishes would die immediately after posting.
I got killed so hard when I hit Submit reply, a stack overflow occurred and now I'm more alive than anyone else.

1) I wish I never looked up that video because now that song is stuck in my head
2) I wish this meant all the snow on the ground would finally go away
3) I wish for soundproof walls so I don't have to hear the teevee in the other room

Just look above you...
If it's something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!
1.You forgotten every song you know
2.Now you have a huge flood
3.The soundproof walls work so great you missed out on something special

My wishes

1.Something funny for my Genie
2.A disaster in 1000 years in which i will not see or know about
3.Something for my Genie that he will enjoy
1) I got the most funny sword ever, and promptly kill you.
2) You are teleported 1000 years into the future, and you die instantly and do not see or know about how you died.
3) well i already got the bestest sword ever

SMWCentral to be less strict about their hack uploading guidelines
Me to actually use lunar magic
Any memory of game of thrones to be erased from everyones memory
1) They realize the flood of poor hacks coming in is going to ruin their image and get moderate again.
2) It's nothing but enemy spam and cutoff
3) An explosion in popularity after rediscovering it causes its fandom to become more massive and obnoxious than it ever was.

1) I wish for the below user to have their favorite food as a gift from me to them.
2) To be the president of the U.S. right now.
3) A sock made out of bacon. Fashionable and delicious!
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
1) I wish for the below user to have their favorite food as a gift from me to them.
2) To be the president of the U.S. right now.
3) A sock made out of bacon. Fashionable and delicious!
1) Granted. It's chili, and you're locked in the same room as me.
2) You are now president, and everyone is blaming you for problems that have not been fixed since Clinton's term and that you're too slow at fixing things even though you literally now just became the president.
3) You get your sock made out of bacon but it smells and taste so good, your dog eats your entire foot off and then takes your shin bone and runs. You have to get your leg amputated below the knee.

1) I wish I had a can launcher, some White Castle sliders, empty soda cans, and some 5.56 blanks so I could make a real life Dinner Blaster
2) I wish Morsel would make a hack.
3) I wish I had a neverending decaffeinated rocky road-flavored cappuccino

Just look above you...
If it's something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!
1) Granted, but when you go back to your house to get a gun, you find that all of your weapons and ammo have mysteriously vanished, so you can "blast dinner" but can no longer blast anything else.
2) Granted, but it's a highly NSFW one, something that would be an AO rating. As a result, the hack moderators remove it and permaban him from SMWC.
3) Granted. You get your neverending decaffeinated rocky road-flavored cappuccino. Unfortunately, when you accidentally knock it over, coffee keeps flowing out, more and more, eventually flooding your entire town. The good news is, the hot coffee melted that snow you were so worried about earlier. The bad news is, now you instead have a horrible flood of hot coffee to deal with.

1) I wish Elsa and Anna of Arendelle were real people and had another sister with the same first name as Counterfeit.
2) I wish everyone's usernames would change to a random color every time you refreshed the site.
3) I wish I could use a trebuchet to fling as many banana cream pies as I want at the houses of people I don't like.

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1) Granted, but she suffers from brain cancer and will most likely die in two days.
2) Granted. It's Kieran's birthday, and tomorrow everything will be back to normal.
3) Granted, but at the same time, the banana price increases immensly, meaning you won't be able to afford any banana cream pies.

1) I wish something cool would happen. (My death =/= cool)
2) I wish it was warmer outside.
3) I wish you could buy poutine where I live.
Originally posted by Lazy
1) I wish something cool would happen. (My death =/= cool)

Granted, the temeprature outside is getting cooler (you said, you want something cool and that is (literally) cool).

Originally posted by Lazy
2) I wish it was warmer outside.

Granted but it's now as warm as before I granted your first wish. I guess, you mean the other "cool" but both wishes are already wasted, sorry. D:

Originally posted by Lazy
3) I wish you could buy poutine where I live.

Granted, but you must wait untill Monday because poutine must be at first made and it's too late to sell them.

I wish everyone isn't so stupid anymore when they corrupt wishes (my first corruption is e.g. similar to Shree-sama's example or Lazy's second corruption and not being so insane as almost everything there).
I wish my laptop was more powerfull.
I wish I get a drinking glass with some some cola, maybe Coca Cola or Pepsi, unexpired and similar stuff just like you bought it directly from a super market. (Not the greatest wish but I had no idea what I would chose for the third wish so I had chosen a random wish.)