Corrupt Three Wishes - Forum Games

1. Granted. The forums are more active, but then thousands of posts are being made in a second and you can't follow the topic.
2. Granted. You are successful in your C3, but then you are unsuccessful in every event after.
3. Granted. This thread becomes inactive, but then Shree returns and makes a new thread.

1. I wish for a Super Mario Galaxy 3 on the Switch.
2. I wish for the World Of Insanity forum to be revived.
3. I wish for 10 more wishes.

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1) Granted but it's actually Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope
2) Granted but it gets political since politics is insanity
3) Granted, but you actually get 2 more wishes instead since 10 is 2 in binary

1) I wish for Father's Day to be changed to Non-Birthing Person's Day.
2) I wish for Giygas in Smash Bros.
3) I wish for someone to recreate GameBuilder Garage inside GameBuilder Garage and then recreate GameBuilder Garage inside their recreation of GameBuilder Garage inside GameBuilder Garage and then recreate GameBuilder Garage in that recreation also, and so on ad infinitum

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1) Granted, the rest of the holidays are also renamed too. "New Years Day" becomes known as "The Start of the Next Year in the Gregorian Calendar day," Christmas becomes known as "Commemoration of the Birth of a Central Religious Figure in Christianity day," etc.
2) Granted, Giygas is now a Mii fighter outfit
3) Granted, but someone recreates the entire universe inside an infinitely deep layer of GameBuilder Garage, and you are transported there, trapped in between infinite layers of GameBuilder Garage forever

1) I wish for a good laptop for DOS/Windows 9x with Sound Blaster compatibility in DOS
2) I wish I knew more about networking
3) I wish for a huge pile of hard drives to hoard data on

Granted, but it's missing a charging cable for the proprietary connection.
Granted, you managed to screw up the network with your better but still not enough knowledge.
Granted, it's a pile of low capacity drives (think 100 GB of data) larger than your house.

I wish I had a job now.
I wish the German government would take the railways seriously.
I wish I had the motivation to finish my projects.

1. Granted, you're a floor sweeper in a company where your boss has owed a few other employees their salary for 3 months.
2. Granted, but less money is now spent on highways.
3. Granted. You get your motivation, but you never have time for friends or family because new projects are constantly piling up after you finish the oldest ones.

1. I wish Poland's health care wasn't a pile of garbage.
2. I wish football (soccer) was more attractive than TikTok.
3. I wish I had slightly more confidence about contacts with people.

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1. Granted. It's good quality but it now costs as much as U.S. healthcare.
2. Granted, but they make you play in a heat index excess of 100 degrees
3. Granted, but it's only slightly more confidence, and also your friends that wear contact lenses give you theirs.

1. I wish I could bench-press as much as Miss Frizzle
2. I wish this thread was more active
3. I wish for a follow-up to Half-Life Alyx that starts where the post-credits scene leaves off

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1. Granted, but for all the physical bulk you gain, you lose more mental power.
2. Granted, but the posts in the thread are lower quality.
3. Granted, but its the worst game Valve has ever made.

1. I wish I had a job.
2. I wish I could compose music better.
3. I wish petrol prices were lower.

Granted, you get a high paying job... except you need to move where rents are high.
Granted, but your other creativity skills suffer.
Granted, but all the highways get tolled to make up for the missing tax revenue.

I wish this year's summer had more rain but not too much too easily flood the ground (like thunderstorms all day).
I wish for better privacy laws.
I wish the waiting sprite queue was empty.

1. Granted, but it's freezing rain
2. Granted. The privacy itself is better but the laws also tack on a bunch of unrelated matters like somehow worsening inflation and sewing your open mouth to the next person's butthole
3. Granted, but it's because every sprite has gotten rejected, and some of those sprites look like they'd be fun to try to incorporate too

1. I wish we could normalize not putting on make-up (even for TV appearances or going on dates) since it's a useless invention
2. I wish that Lizzo's Tempo, Panic at the Disco's Crazy=Genius, and The Weeknd's The Hills from their respective Beat Saber DLC music packs were all uncensored
3. I wish my name was Brandon

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1. Granted. Now every building, including your house, is a boutique
2. Granted. Mysteriously the uncensored versions are now lost media
3. Granted, but you now can't have a surname

1. I wish i dont spend much time at cooking
2. I wish i could visit south Chile (beatiful landscapes)
3. I wish SMW roms could be expanded to 50Mb

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1. Granted. You can no longer cook or prepare any food, as that would be spending time.
2. Granted, but there is a deadly plague being spread around, endangering your life.
3. Granted. You said Mb, meaning Megabits. There are 8 Megabits in each Megabyte, meaning you can now expand SMW ROMs to exactly 6.25 MB!

1. I wish I could finish my Touhou fangame.
2. I wish I was out of the hellhole known as "high-school" already
3. I wish that Mima (MIIIIIMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!) is in the new Touhou game.

1) Granted, but as soon as you finish, all of your hard drives fail before you can upload it anywhere
2) Granted, you have now been teleported to the hellhole known as "highest-school" instead
3) Granted, but it's a brand new character that happens to have the same name

1) I wish I had the motivation to work on my web forum
2) I wish more people still used IRC
3) I wish my room was clean and organized

1) Granted, but your web forum wraps you up so much, you forget about many important things in the world.
2) Granted, but Discord goes bankrupt.
3) Granted, but you can't think so effectively any more in a tidy room.

1. I wish there was N69 (national road) going through Nice.
2. I wish Nintendo wasn't an ass about copyright on gameplay videos on YouTube.
3. I wish Israel made a deal and Palestine was independent.

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Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.