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Corrupt Three Wishes

1) Wish granted, but you'll get even more burned.
2) At the expense of your power supply which is 300w, you get a more powerful laptop. But the power supply is too weak and it can't cool your graphics card.
3) You broke it in 1 day.

1) I wish to get 500 SMWCentral score.
2) I wish to get all the badges in SMWCentral.
3) I wish to be an admin of SMWCentral.
SMW C:\\user_19007_shree\posts >> target.display('layout_mathos','Sea of Science')
1) Your sudden boost in score gets the attention of the Admins (which you are not part of yet), they realize you got it by unfair means (namely this thread) and ban you.

2) Read above answer.

3) Can't be an admin if you're banned, now, can you?

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1) I wish the Anna that died quite a few wishes ago came back to life with no memory of dying.
2) I wish she is completely, 100% unaffected by dying and coming back to life.

3) I wish no one else remembers her death too. Not even me.
1) Your friend has night terrors regularly. Nightmares of horrifying proportions attack her every night and she can't understand why.
2) The effects above are invalidated...and are inflicted on you. Have fun!
3) Even better! Not you, your friends, your family, your mental hospital can understand why you have these nightmares. You get thrown into the mental ward where you remain for the rest of your life.

1) I wish my mind was not as remotely messed up as it is, as you can see above.
2) To have a giant monolith made out of chocolate.
3) Less horrifying creativity.
1. You're mind is less messed up but the rest of you body is really messed up
2.the giant monolith crashes into your town destroying most of it
3.and now u have no creativity

1.All my problems i can blame on my genie
2. for my genie to be the center of Attention
3.My genie to talk in a language i don't even know about
Brx eodph doo ri brxu sureohpv rq ph, vr brx ehfrph shuihfw, qhyhu kdylqj dqb sureohpv, fdxvlqj shrsoh wr kdwh brx dqg brx duh vkxqqhg brxu zkroh olih.

L ehfrph wkh fhqwhu ri dwwhqwlrq, wkhuhiruh L kdyh qr wlph wr judqw brxu zlvkhv dqbpruh.

L dp qrz wdonlqj lq d odqjxdjh brx suredeob grq'w hyhq nqrz derxw. Exw qrz brx fdq'w xqghuvwdqg ph vr wkdw'v nlqg ri vdg.

Copy paste the above text here and set the key to 23 to translate to English.

I wish that I could understand all languages in the world and speak them fluently.

I wish for teleportation powers.

I wish to be able to fly.
New layout by RanAS!
SMW C:\\user_19007_shree\posts >> target.display('layout_mathos','Sea of Science')
1) You can understand all languages and speak them, but you constantly mix up between them and thus no one can understand a single thing you're saying.

2) You can teleport, but only up to a standing jump's distance. Which is not that effective if you think about it.

3) I turn you into a pigeon.


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1) I wish people would give feedback to my posted story. Even shortly comments will do. Yes, I'm asking-a-genie-type-desperate.

2) I wish I didn't catch a cold every 3 days >.>

3) Meh, how about a decent, non-rotten, 100% regular edible, tasty pizza?
Originally posted by Shree-sama

1) I wish people would give feedback to my posted story. Even shortly comments will do. Yes, I'm asking-a-genie-type-desperate.

2) I wish I didn't catch a cold every 3 days >.>

3) Meh, how about a decent, non-rotten, 100% regular edible, tasty pizza?


1) People begin commenting, but they do SO much you can't post the story anymore.

2) You catch a cold every 2 days now.

3) You get the pizza... but you never get to eat anything ever again.

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1. I wish I was younger

2. I wish the IRC always worked perfectly

3. I wish I know ASM and/or porting


Not so hard to corrupt I think

(also sorry for my mistake before)

Read my posted story here!!.

The Best Hack EVAR!!:



This layout good as my stories is made by Kagami
1) You are younger...but you are ignorant and your lifespan is diminished.
2) Now your internet doesn't.
3) You can't do anything else regarding hacking.

I wish...

1) For this cord on my USB SNES controller to not be messed up.
2) To be able to finish Super Mario MercuryPenny faster.
3) that the below user would eat a sock
1) It's not messed up anymore, but now your SNES Controller is messed up. Now you can't do what you wanted to do anymore.
2) You start to finish your hack faster, but you focus on nothing else on your life, and lose everything you own as a result. You then become a freeloader of computers in desperation to complete your hack.
3) Falconpunch eats a sock, causing him to choke to death. However, you are accused of murdering him, and go to prison for the rest of your life.

I wish...

1) That my entry could win at VLDC8's Overworld Contest.
2) To enter and explore the video game world.
3) For 3 more wishes.
I have nothing else to say now. Huh...
Originally posted by Falconpunch

I wish...

1) That my entry could win at VLDC8's Overworld Contest.
2) To enter and explore the video game world.
3) For 3 more wishes.


1) you won the VLDC8'S OW contest. Too bad the judges decided hat the contest is to submit the worst OW ever possible, not a pretty one.
2)You loose a life aaaaaannnnnd.... Game Over: you had only one life. :(
3)Here you go: three wishes of mine.


1) I wish mankind understood the seriousness of global warming and reduceas much as possibl their footprints on the global warming.
2) I wish university students didn't print every single slide of power point in paper...
3) I wish I played volleyball right now.


1) Granted. Any possible threat global warming had has been eliminated. No changes in action or attitude occur.
2) Turns out they print it in thick sheets of tree bark as a replacement.
3) You play XTREME volley ball that has the ball covered in spikes. If it gets stuck to your hand, you lose and have to play another round. Once you win, you win a free trip to the hospital.

1) I wish the Sixties never happened and the United States still had some sense of self-respect and the respect of other countries.
2) I wish for the world's problems to end right now. All of them. Permanently.
3) I wish for every sicko forcing his opinions on everyone else through physical force (including ISIS) to die.
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
1) I wish the Sixties never happened and the United States still had some sense of self-respect and the respect of other countries.

Sure, but because the sixties never happened a number of major inventions and pop culture just disappeared.
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
2) I wish for the world's problems to end right now. All of them. Permanently.

Alright, but now humanity has nothing to accomplish and everybody just sits around bored.
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
3) I wish for every sicko forcing his opinions on everyone else through physical force (including ISIS) to die.

K, but such a huge number of people dying at once leads to mass hysteria, chaos, and political vacuums that lead to even more violence.


1) I wish for something to happen that I will never regret.
2) I wish that the thing that happens in response to wish #1 does not result in me dying or permanently losing my consciousness.
3) I wish that the thing that happens in response to wish #1 does not result in any changes in my mental state that could change what I would regret.
Originally posted by eXcavator

1) I wish for something to happen that I will never regret.
2) I wish that the thing that happens in response to wish #1 does not result in me dying or permanently losing my consciousness.
3) I wish that the thing that happens in response to wish #1 does not result in any changes in my mental state that could change what I would regret.

You poof out of existence. Can't regret anything anymore.

Technically you do not die, just poof and gone, like you were never even there to begin with. And you're technically not unconscious either.

Since you just went poof, there really isn't a mental state to change anymore.

1) I wish for world peace
2) I wish that I was the person who caused world peace.
3) I wish I ended world hunger and people looked to me like a god for doing it.
New layout by RanAS!
1) You decide to take over the world in order to bring peace and force the population to obey you. A civil resistence emerges.
2) You implant nanomachines on the people so they can be peaceful under the threat of death. A call for overthrowing you emerges.
3) You end world hunger and decide to become the ultimate lifeform. However, the civil resistence tricked you into being sent into outer space but when you try to return to Earth you suddenly become frozen and eventually... you stop thinking.

1) I wish that the next poster is forced to become a supervillain who mentally controls Falconpunch.
2) I wish for a conspiracy theory on Brazil losing to Germany.
3) I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted because the poster was too distracted seeing a beautiful female scandinavian tourist.


[email protected]:~$ "
Originally posted by Davros
1) I wish that the next poster is forced to become a supervillain who mentally controls Falconpunch.
2) I wish for a conspiracy theory on Brazil losing to Germany.
3) I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted because the poster was too distracted seeing a beautiful female scandinavian tourist.


Granted, and I control falconpunch to punch you.

Granted, but the theory is found to be untrue.

Granted, but how is that going to affect your other two?

1.) I wish for Luigi to be the star of all Mario games.

2.) I wish for Super Mario(or Luigi) 3D world to have a lev designer.

3.) I wish for endless delicious, non-rotten pizza."



Originally posted by gamed9x


1.) I wish for Luigi to be the star of all Mario games.

2.) I wish for Super Mario(or Luigi) 3D world to have a lev designer.

3.) I wish for endless delicious, non-rotten pizza.


1) Granted, but now Luigi will be the kidnapped princess at every Mario game.

2) Granted, but the editor's graphic rendering is worse than EggVine's.

3) Granted, but you'll have an endless stomach ache.

Now, for my wishes:

1) I wish I had mind powers and unlimited mind capacity;
2) I wish I werw a programmer expert;
3) I wish I weren't lazy.



Dream team (feed them, please):






1) Granted, but you begin to read the minds of serial killers and decide to eliminate the human race.
2) Granted, but because you typed werw the wish makes you end up in kindergarten.
3) Granted, but its the same as the wish above but at least you'll learn not be lazy.

1) I wish that Fierce Deity Manuz OW Hacker's username was changed into something more shorter.
2) I wish that Alcaro would take a vacation so he can do a better job when he returns.
3) I wish that MilleniumLuigi would be forced to fight Giygas. #ab{o_o}
Originally posted by Davros
1) Granted, but you begin to read the minds of serial killers and decide to eliminate the human race.
2) Granted, but because you typed werw the wish makes you end up in kindergarten.
3) Granted, but its the same as the wish above but at least you'll learn not be lazy.

1) I wish that Fierce Deity Manuz OW Hacker's username was changed into something more shorter.
2) I wish that Alcaro would take a vacation so he can do a better job when he returns.
3) I wish that MilleniumLuigi would be forced to fight Giygas. #ab{o_o}

Granted, but it becomes so short that no one can read it.

Granted, but he realizes the outside world is a lot better and never returns.

Granted, but I only succeed at making him angry so he attacks and kills you instead.
New layout by RanAS!


Originally posted by Davros


1) I wish that Fierce Deity Manuz OW Hacker's username was changed into something more shorter.
2) I wish that Alcaro would take a vacation so he can do a better job when he returns.
3) I wish that MilleniumLuigi would be forced to fight Giygas. #ab{o_o}


1) Granted, but now my name is more ridiculous than 69penis69's.

2) Granted, but when he comes back, he makes Asar crash your ROMs.
3) Granted, but one of the spells they use will hit you hard.

1) I wish Neo Shinryu was more challenging
2) I wish I knew Java
3) I wish Davros liked my username #smw{@_@}



Dream team (feed them, please):






Originally posted by Fierce Deity Manuz OW Hacker


1) I wish Neo Shinryu was more challenging
2) I wish I knew Java
3) I wish Davros liked my username #smw{@_@}


1.) Granted, but now it's regarded as harder than Moltov Mario World.
2.) Granted, but Java hates you.
3.) Granted, but everyone likes your username so much that your username gets stolen every 19 seconds.