This Satan day has been rather boring. I only had time to feast on the flesh of two small children before I had to go to my graduation ceremony, and that left me completely pooped.
I tried setting up for a sacrificial ritual after I got home, but I didn't have any goats on hand and couldn't find anybody to store the skinned children I had gotten ahold of previously.
In the end, I just gave up and went to Dairy Queen. Got a Dilly Bar and have been resting since then.
-------------------- I've become very grumpy these last few years, and have been biting my tongue here in SMWC's forums quite a bit. I just want to let you all know that if ever I come off as harsh, I still care about you all. You guys are great.
All praise be given unto the Unholy Prince of Darkness, Satan!!!
Eh, today was just an average Satan Day for me. I went to the local rec center and we all started by dressing in black robes and circled around a pentagram while chanting curses. Then, we had a toast with goat blood and feasted on the flesh of young children and virgins. After that came the group orgy. To conclude the events, we all bowed in front a giant stone owl and burned all of our cares and worries accumulated over the past year.
Prolific. As a servant of the One True God, a day where all the servants of the Dark One feel safe to come out in the open provides ample hunting opportunities. I vanquished many a foe on this day. Or I shivved a bunch of highschool kids. Either way, I'm calling it a win.
I was gonna bump your old thread wishing everyone a happy satan day, but I let the whole day go by.
I would also like to give a belated birthday shoutout to one particular shithead I'm somewhat fond of, Nimono.
Happy dethday. One year shorter of breath, my friend.
I too celebrate our dark lord Beezelbub. Let me break out my mall katana and slaughter a dozen puppies in his name. I tip my fedora proudly, in hopes that dark forces may wreak havoc upon feminazis and liberate me from the friendzone once and for all. AVE SATANI!!!