Language…
24 users online: Aeon, Alfombra de madera, AnaRosaHD01,  Anorakun, AntiDuck, AppleBoy54321,  Atari2.0,  Ayami, Bonobi, BrownBuddy, Children's Digest 1950-2009, Dark Prince, Erik_The_Swift, GRAVITORBOX, jirok1, Knetog, l337f00l, l44l, MrDeePay, purple block, Sacri Pan, schema_tuna, Shizuma, SilentSnake20 - Guests: 110 - Bots: 143
Users: 57,077 (2,284 active)
Latest user: jamesguy18

Raiden, The Stagnant: SHOCKING NEWS on the growth of a loved moderator.

A lot of people are getting familiar with a very popular moderator, RaidenTheQuick. Fast to capture our attention and love with his record-breaking quick rise to power, friendly attitude, and general laidback attitude, he made an expedient impact on the community.

However, our researchers have found that RaidenTheQuick might not be so fast. In tonight's Super Mario World Central: Exposed, we reveal the shocking scandal that may truly reveal that the only thing Raiden was quick on, was to plateau.

After his second post, he went from rags to bitches as he was deemed overlord of the Yoshi's Island moderation, initially shocking many people and winning over the dominantly-female population. One user on the scene, who, when prompted for response of the initial event and asked to not be named during the investigation, replied, "Literally, who?" It wasn't long afterwards that he started to visit the Internet Relay Chat, commonly referred to as IRC, where he proceeded to gain the coveted operator status that many new users look towards with a gleam in their eye, others with fear, and others with corruption claims of spite. We have record of his first post, which caused the Super Nintendo world to stop at a standstill and size the situation:

[17:38:42]RaidenTheQuick: hi

...and after three minutes of unnerving silence...

[17:41:53]robertozampari: one day complete life become megaman


It was an incredible conversation that allowed him to integrate into the forum community channel full of promising, intelligent, and meme-opposed users.

However, some of us here at the station have been keeping an eye out on RaidenTheQuick, and we have found good promise.

Studies we have launched with one-hundred-percent accuracy show that RaidenTheQuick isn't so quick anymore. The graph below demonstrates his rise to power over his existence here at the forum:



As you can clearly see, RaidenTheQuick has been rather slow to progress any further than moderator; yet, he keeps "TheQuick" in his title. Is this a ploy to fool us all?

Seeking to find out this answer, we sent one of our top field agents, Andrew, commonly known here as Ergazoobi, to find RaidenTheQuick and get some answers. The results will suprise you...

Top 13 Photos That Will Make You Loooooooove Raccoons!!
Advertisement by Buzzfeed, Inc.

Ergazoobi met RaidenTheQuick at approximately 7:00 PM Canadian Standard Time. Under the disguise of friendship, the two had plans to see Melt Banana, a j-Pop band that plays calm music designed to stimulate the inner ying and yang. After taking one beautiful, albeit slightly blurry selfie at the concert's end, Ergazoobi (on the left) did not hold his questions back.

Click here to view a text transcription of our interview.

Our investigation is not over, but Ergazoobi is reporting a strong pain in his cerebral cortex and an aversion to light. Intoxication Specialists speculate that alcohol may or may not have been a factor.

!!!This section has been redacted from the report for suspicion of high treason!!!

--The Conclusion--
Our field evidence, hard evidence, and great use of imagery and symbolism conclude nothing other than the fact that RaidenTheQuick should be known as nothing other than RaidenTheSlow. File a staff complaint here immediately!

Article Credits


Article Author: NoelYoshi
Field Agent and Article Support: Ergazoobi

Captain of Office Morale: Nameless
LYING CHEATING SON OF A BITCH SATANIC MODERATOR: RaidenTheQuick
ZSNES Advocate and Opinionated Memer: eXcavator








This May Sound Shocking But It's All True!

Related article: Speed freaks hate him! Raidenthequick reveals his two shockingly simple steps to being fast that will BLOW YOUR MIND!
This guy is great! He got me a sweet deal on a gold-colored SNES for only $150. He even threw in a copy of Pit Fighter for only $40 extra!
SHOCKING TRUTH


I saw Raidenthequick at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Squarepusher albums in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the albums and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any derpy backslides,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each album and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
cool story bro
RaidenTheQuick is a liar, fraud, and scumbag. When he initially appeared as if from nowhere and assume the reins of YI modding, I thought it was cool that anyone could become that prominent so quickly. But later I began to have deep suspicions and after reading this, I feel it has been confirmed.

RaidenTheQuick is, in reality, an admin rereg. Whether he is actually S.N.N. or Lightvayne, I'm unsure, but I'm leaning towards S.N.N. because he recently retired from his lofty position of power to focus on real life matters to focus on building up his RaidenTheQuick rereg account for, some, sinister purpose.....

I'm joking, of course.


Originally posted by NoelYoshi
Ergazoobi met RaidenTheQuick at approximately 7:00 PM Canadian Standard Time. Under the disguise of friendship, the two had plans to see Melt Banana, a j-Pop band that plays calm music designed to stimulate the inner ying and yang. After taking one beautiful, albeit slightly blurry selfie at the concert's end, Ergazoobi (on the left) did not hold his questions back.


The hell is Canadian Standard Time? Canada is divided among the Pacific, Mountain, Central, Eastern, and Atlantic Time Zones (and the Newfoundland Time Zone, because Newfies are oddballs who want to be 1/2 hour ahead of Atlantic time.)


Those coon pictures are kinda cute.
I knew there was something wrong with the guy...
Only legends say the secrets about her smooth skin are true!
He was the bad guy the whole time!
RAIDEN IS NOT A DOG



Originally posted by Koopster
RAIDEN IS NOT A DOG

I can confirm this. I did a thorough investigation into the matter when we met up and I can confirm that he does not look, smell, feel, sound, or taste like a dog, in addition to not acting very much like one.

Originally posted by Koopster
RAIDEN IS NOT A DOG

you cannot eat a purse
HackPortsASM"Uploader"

Originally posted by Cascade
RaidenTheQuick is a liar, fraud, and scumbag. When he initially appeared as if from nowhere and assume the reins of YI modding, I thought it was cool that anyone could become that prominent so quickly. But later I began to have deep suspicions and after reading this, I feel it has been confirmed.


Originally posted by Berkay
I knew there was something wrong with the guy...


Originally posted by IanBoy141
He was the bad guy the whole time!


What?! I already knew that, I just didn't have enough evidence to prove it.

In fact, I think that he might have something to do with S.N.N.'s "retirement". #ab{O.O}
raiden what the fuck do have to say about this? i knew it all along, all this time...
IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB