Dan was trying to just fly straight to the top of nambona980's tower, but then he saw the giant Luigi and Waluigi flying directly towards him. He screamed "[email protected]
#$ this, I'm Buddhist!", ate a 1-up mushroom, and fell to his death, along with Luigi and Waluigi. However, since he died in a Sonic game, the ensuing loading screen took one-and-a-half years so he ended up in February 2018, and he respawned in the completely wrong place, inside one of the games in MarioBros980's video game collection.
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
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