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Paper Mario: 9 to 5: erik asm
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"Oooh, so you love chocolate, Mr. Hammer? I wish I could say the same thing... I hate chocolate! When I was a mortal back then, I always tried to eat chocolate, but every time I did, I felt so sick to my stomach and ended up retching every 5 minutes! It was always the worst 3 hours of my life..."
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"Even worse than the excruciating pain you must have felt as the lava peeled and boiled your flesh away when you killed yourself? Chocolate isn't THAT bad."
"Thank you sir. I believe good manners and a positive attitude go a long way in the workplace. You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar afterall~" Give Falconpunch some side-eye in the process while mentioning positive attitude.
"Please tell me you're joking...That lava hurt WAY more than me feeling naucious! I just don't talk about my death all that much, or even count that as part of my life most of the time."
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To Impetus:


"Let's not beat around the bush here. We both know it was a bribe."



To Falconpunch:


"You certainly managed to ramble about your death for quite some time. I assumed it was open season."
"Aw, you're right, but that doesn't mean we can't be buddies!~ I think after working here a while that skeleton is going to want to die again though. He doesn't seem cut out for work if everything that happens is going to make him ramble about his life, or lack thereof."
"I thought you'd like to know as I will be staying here for quite a while. But enough of that for now..."</div></div>

I start fiddling around with my skeletal body, taking apart bone to bone and then putting them back to normal at some times.
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"I hear "unwarranted suspicious actions" are in this season, after all. Did I make headlines or something?"

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Later.
"Hey miss, have I seen you somewhere before? You're face... it's faint, but somehow... strangely familiar."

Scan my badge and purchase a Warm Cocoa.

"Anyways, I'm sorry I can't talk any longer, I have to go see my boss shortly. I'll see you around, OK?"

Take the stairs to the third floor, because I need the exercise. I been lazing around in the Underwhere for far too long.
20 minutes remaining!

Impetus
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 0/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 2 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 10

Inventory:
ID Card

Badges:
Eagle Eye
Attack Plus Plus
Falconpunch
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 50

Inventory:
ID Card
(none)
(none)
(none)
(none)
Prizm
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 52

Inventory:
(none)
(none)
(none)
(none)
(none)
Lightvayne
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 43

Inventory:
ID Card
Stapler
Toilet Paper Roll
(none)
(none)


Mr. Hammer shows excellent management skills by paying attention to everybody at once.

To Impetus:


"I don't know what kind of guy tries to get revenge on society by getting an unpaid desk job, but I wish him the best in his endeavor."


To Falconpunch:


"Can you not do that? It's incredibly creepy."


To Prizm:


"Only a company-wide memo, no big deal."


To Lightvayne:


"Are you okay in there? You're taking a very long time."


After talking to Lightvayne, everyone hears is a faint beeping sound, and Mr. Hammer's phone lights up on his desk. He picks it up and messes with it for a bit...


"Looks like someone just got caught with two ID cards. I have to go deal with this. I'll be right back."

Mr. Hammer leaves the room and shuts the door behind him.

Lightvayne finally leaves the bathroom.

Code
Welcome to eShroom Corp!

Third floor locations:
Elevators
Stairs
Mr. Hammer's Office
Mr. Sledge's Office
Break Room
Cubicles

eShroom Corp is an equal opportunity employer.


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LHB
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 43

Inventory:
ID Card
eShroom Corp Pen
Super Soda
Warm Cocoa



"No, you don't know me from anywhere."

The cafeteria worker puts a lid on the cup of cocoa, and just barely gets it on as LHB turns and leaves.


"Must be new here..."

LHB floats up the stairs... for the exercise... and reaches the "3F" door. He scans his card and the door unlocks with a satisfying *click*.

Code
Welcome to eShroom Corp!

Third floor locations:
Elevators
Stairs
Mr. Hammer's Office
Mr. Sledge's Office
Break Room
Cubicles

eShroom Corp is an equal opportunity employer.


As he crosses over onto the third floor proper, a Hammer Bro rushes past, into the office directly across from the elevators. Was that Mr. Hammer?

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Inventory limit is 20 items. Badge limit is 10 badges. One weapon, one armor, and 3 misc items can be equipped, and do not count towards the inventory limit.

Each turn takes 10 minutes. Updates every 24 hours at the latest, but I may update early if everybody has posted.
I'll take a sneak peak at his desk and his computer, but carefully not to disturb anything.
Follow the Hammer Bro to see what's up.
Twiddle thumbs, and study the room I currently reside in, making sure to plan ahead.

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Later.
"Fine, I'll stop for you, Mr Hammer..."

I listen to Mr. Hammer and just sit at my chair, stopping my thing.
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SCENARIO TIME FOR EVERYONE! 10 MINUTES WILL NOT PASS UNTIL MR. HAMMER RETURNS TO HIS OFFICE OR SOMEBODY CHANGES ROOMS!

Impetus takes a peek at Mr. Hammer's work area. (by the way everyone in the room can see you doing this) The computer is locked. She clicks on the password hint button, and the hint is "no". She opens the drawer on the side of the desk and sees some largely unimportant files, regarding semi-annual reviews. There is nothing much of interest.

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LHB enters the office through the hastily-forgotten unclosed door.


"You're fired."


"What? But all I did was scan my ID card at my terminal? I haven't done anything wrong!


"The terminals report to management if someone other than an authorized user tries to use them. The ID card you scanned was not your own."


"What!?"


"The ID cards on your possession have already been taken, wiped, and put back in circulation for new employees. An investigation will be launched to discover whose ID you stole."


"But... I haven't stolen anything from anybody! Why didn't you check who the ID belonged to BEFORE it was wiped?"


"Unfortunately, we can't answer that question. That decision was made by the higher-ups."


At that point, Mr. Sledge notices LHB standing just inside the door.


"What are you doing here?"

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Prizm looks around the room.



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Falconpunch stops messing with his bones, even though Mr. Hammer is no longer here.

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Lightvayne suddenly feels the urge to dance.
"Sounds like somebody's going to get downsized in this corporation...Serves him right..."
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Hey! You said there were no plants in here!

Investigate the strange plant that came from nowhere
Layout by LDA during C3.
Falconpunch mutters to himself, confident nobody can hear him. But that's okay. I can hear him.

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The plant is made of plastic. "Do not try to water it," the narrator directly voices to Lightvayne.
"M... Mr. Hammer! Mr. Sledge! I... Me and the other new employees were told to come find you in your office. I hadn't seen any of them for a while, so I figured they had all gone here into you're office with you. Have you seen them at all? We're all supposed to report here in the next 10 minutes."

"The office you're looking for is right beside this one. Get moving."


"The others are already there. I'll be there shortly."

...


"Ah, security is here. Mr. Beetle, these two fine fellows are going to escort you to your office to get your things and then out of the building."


"Sir, please come with us. No, you don't know us from anywhere."
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