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Is your computer male or female?
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I'm not sure if this belongs in this forum, but I'm pretty sure it's still relevant.

I found out this cool trick you can do with your computer to find out it's "gender". I got it from here.

First off, you need to open up notepad and paste this text:

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"i love you"

You can change the "i love you" part to make it say whatever you want.

The next thing you need to do, is to save it as a .vbs file. The last thing you have to do, is click the file. If you hear a male voice, it's male and if you hear a female voice, it's female. I tried this on my computer and it's female. I guess I'm not single after all. Sadly, this only works on Windows.

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My computer refuses to conform to your gender-biased "trick". It is what it wants to be.
Well, I did it, and it spoke in a male voice.

But it could also be a transgender.

How do computers have genders anyway? How do they reproduce?
Originally posted by Mayrio
How do computers have genders anyway? How do they reproduce?


*Shrugs*

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Formerly known as nick 139
My YouTube channel
computers are not for gendering

they are for shitposting

Originally posted by Mayrio
Well, I did it, and it spoke in a male voice.

But it could also be a transgender.

How do computers have genders anyway? How do they reproduce?

i dunno where to begin with this so i'm just not gonna begin

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HackPortsASM
my hardware is male and my software is female
Scientifically, computers neither have a biological sex, nor sentience and thus the ability to self determine its own gender identity. If a computer did have sentience, I would be quite surprised if it could relate to human gender anyway.

Ergo, computers are genderless by nature. I dunno what the obsession some humans have with trying to assign genders to objects that can perform tasks that are often performed by humans. We're gonna start trying to assign genders to fungi next... (fun fact, fungus have over 20000 different sexes)

(I just made this post to teach you all about fungi.)
congrats its a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O

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In Portuguese you say "o computador", so I just assume all computers are male.
Aaaaaand... It's a girl. I blame the default TTS voice that came with my computer.
A change of scenery is always nice.

I play forum games and draw furries. I'm mostly active on Discord and Twitter.
Neither. It's a robot, tho it kinda sounds like an emotionless male voice. I made it say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch but the pronunciation was way off.

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How am I so creative? I think taking walks might have something to do with it.
Every single level I will ever make in SMM2 will be easier than Ultra Necrozma.
Is there such thing as a third gender?
Not to my knowledge.

Would the third gender be able to mate with males and females alike?

... I'm gonna just stop that line of thinking...
Well i'm glad to say that my computer is officially declared as: male.

tumblr needs to get a hold of this


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Surprisingly, my PC turns out to be a (German) female. Now I feel kinda dirty for watching all that porn in front of it. On the other hand, this does explains the strange attraction I always had towards my PC. I guess I'm fine with that.

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Feel free to visit my website/blog - it's updated rarely, but it looks pretty cool!
My laptop's 100% female because all its ports take male plugs and it has no prongs sticking out of it. It's got two things plugged in right now. What a beast.

Originally posted by Impetus
(fun fact, fungus have over 20000 different sexes)
whooooaa

Just look above you...
If it's something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!
This Mac is definitely female. I can just tell. ^^

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Touko
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Originally posted by Cammygirl192
This Mac is definitely female. I can just tell. ^^


Yeah. I mean... just look at those apples! WOW!

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Feel free to visit my website/blog - it's updated rarely, but it looks pretty cool!
Originally posted by RPG Hacker
Originally posted by Cammygirl192
This Mac is definitely female. I can just tell. ^^


Yeah. I mean... just look at those apples! WOW!

what the hell ^^
no, this is a girl, because it works efficiently

10 hours battery life ftw

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Touko
Post layout by Touko White, made with ABXD layout maker
Ported to AcmlmBoard style by RanAS
My computer is male, he sounds like stoned.

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