^ < v game

^ Well, firstly, it's a iPhone, not a Pixel. Also, I think you mean "Chillahbyte".
< DANGIT WHY AM I ALWAYS PROCRASINATING
v Is also a procrastinator but not as much as I am.

^ wrong, I'm possibly one of the laziest people alive
< is obsessed with Robbie Rotten videos
v is smexy

^ Not sure. I was three, though, and once I had sat down at the toilet and saw a huge brown smear on my underwear. I still don't know how that happened...

< Smuggled the latest phone, the iSwatter 5 in to the Nebraskan Islands.

v Smuggled a Samsung Galaxy S7 on to a plane and unfortunately blew the plane up, too.

^ for that I'd need a phone in the first place :^)
< is super insecure about incoming exams
v once drew a bepis with cement blocks in Lunar Magic

^ Wrong.
< Can't decide what to do next.
v Takes vitamin C everyday?

^ I actually quite enjoy orange juice and chocolate milk
< is currently crapping whilst on his phone
v is confused about the previous description

^ By previous description, you mean the "<" for you? If so, then nope.
< In the Northern Hemisphere
v Currently in the Sorthweastern Hemisphere

^ Nope, but there is a country in that hemisphere - Kiribati. Look it up. #TheMoreYouKnow
< Likes the original Spooky Scary Skeletons better than the remix
v Is hating on me for liking the original Spooky Scary Skeletons better than the remix

^ Of course not! Original or bust for me.
< Got burned by a hot pot lately.
V Has gotten a third-degree burn at least once in their life.

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Unfortunately, I'm not very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now. Thanks for understanding.

^ Yes, and no. I've gotten a burn and the number 3 was related, but it was not third degree, it was 3 degree.
< Has gotten a 3 degree burn
v Currently in the Westnouthern Hemisphere.

^ Lies about their burn scar to make it sound more impressive and cool.
< Once swallowed a baby tooth in his sleep.
v Holds a private opinion that would set off 95% of the userbase.

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^ yes I do *shot*
< Lurks on SMWC almost every day from job, mainly without logging in.
v Has just logged in to reply to this post.

^ colorboner achieved
< has a discharged laptop
v is the nutshack

^ is the entire bee movie script

< Is looking forward to tomorrow

v Slammed their head through a car's window

^ actually happened but with a toy car when I was 7
< is coding like a madman right now
v deemed naughty by Santa

^ who is santa
< apparently deemed naughty
v number one