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The "Because" Game

...the beginning of time and space because...
...he became a superb deity after eating a...
...taco that came to exist because...
...Magikoopa now shoots tacos instead of his usual spells because...








...He was hacked with ASM magic because...


...there's a lot of powerful Pokémon out there that could deal a lot of damage to a human because...

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...i felt the rhythm flow through me, and singing is the only way i can properly express myself because...
ask me if i give a f*ck...
...he got cut in half by a saw because...
...I have an addiction for killing because...
...Dropbox's removal of the public folder made you snap, and they removed it because...
...it contained too much 1337 h4x that were made during the time of...
...the great robot rebellion which was incited because...
Did you bring a light?
...No...
...they hated the ancient Blue Pikmin Regime, and really all blue pikmin because...
*everything stops*
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
*cut to next post*
...they have the fabled ability to swim because...
What is a Lunar Magic, and can I eat it?
...they ate too much of the pasta from...
...some pasta shop with drugs that Mario owned to put people under extreme drugs while eating his pasta...
My Mode 0 guide.

My Discord server. It has a lot of archived ASM stuff, so check that out!

So that everyone would worship a marble as a god. Mario wanted this because...
*everything stops*
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
*cut to next post*
...because he was bored of the current universe, because...








...He don't like being controlled by someone because...


...he was previously forced to help cause the assassination of James McCloud by...
*everything stops*
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
*cut to next post*