The "Because" Game

Yoshi kills mario, because
he tried to turn Yoshi eggs into breakfast when
luigi looks suddenly out of the window because
Daisy and Peach are jogging in flesh-colored bikinis when
Bowser spies on them with binoculars while
wario drives with his cars into bowser because
He was too busy telling Waluigi to breathe through his mouth because
harambe would kill him because
he had a school test tomorrow how to breath and
post dank memes during
a nightmare he couldn't wake up from because
he was a dead meme because
he was mlg which stinks because
MLG memes have been dead ever since
the third Mario Bro. died from eating a poison mushroom that he found under
his shoe after he walking into a forest and
tripped on a log completely camouflaged with moss because
it was completely camouflaged, and he didn't see it. Poor Eario. Unfortunately, while Wario is berating Waluigi, he
heard Darth's Vader theme and ran away because Vader was coming to Toad Town because.
he wanted to slay a Toad jedi master that had been living there in exile since
the beginning of time and space because
he became a superb deity after eating a
taco that came to exist because
Magikoopa now shoots tacos instead of his usual spells because
He was hacked with ASM magic because
there's a lot of powerful Pokémon out there that could deal a lot of damage to a human because
he got cut in half by a saw because
I have an addiction for killing because
Dropbox's removal of the public folder made you snap, and they removed it because
it contained too much 1337 h4x that were made during the time of
the great robot rebellion which was incited because
they hated the ancient Blue Pikmin Regime, and really all blue pikmin because
they have the fabled ability to swim because
they ate too much of the pasta from
some pasta shop with drugs that Mario owned to put people under extreme drugs while eating his pasta
So that everyone would worship a marble as a god. Mario wanted this because
because he was bored of the current universe, because
He don't like being controlled by someone because
he was previously forced to help cause the assassination of James McCloud by
Taco Meme which caused a disaster because
Americanized Mexican food is nothing like real Mexican food because
they get put in completely different storage compartments because
Wario owns them, but is too cheap to provide quality fare except when
Waluigi threatens to take all the money if he doesn't
He doesn't get an official game because
there is no game because
it takes years to even begin to think of such things, meanwhile
Capcom are thinking of continuing Mega Man X series because
money is to be made and it is always a good day for
a great comeback because
Wario is secretly the one causing
Fawful's horrible skin condition because
eating all that garlic is harmful even to those around you, which has lead
to overpopulation of vampires somewhere in Romania because
Dracula has sent his castle there to stop
Fawful from stealing all the skincare products because
if there's a shortage of them
then Wario will decide to eat even more garlic which will cause
bigger famine among African kids because
Fawful will get mad and exact his revenge by
forcing Mario to kidnap Princess Peach, so we can instead have Bowser
slacking around, but then life will make him pay because
Josho wishes to compete for the attention of
the real Peach, which Mario did not kidnap as she really
is in another castle, because
Magikoopa manages to kidnap her and trap her there and
8-bit SMB1 Mario is looking for her, and him and Modern Mario must team up because
Modern Mario alone is too weak to
eat the largest pie in the world, made by the great and powerful
Koopa army to prevent him from
doing somersaults drunken with a mushroom syrup he found in
an alternate timeline where he somehow found a way to
Brooklyn where it all started and
it all should end, because of an ancient prophecy which states that
all toasters toast toast, which clearly means that
there's too many toasters and
if you need to read the instruction book on how to toast toast, check out the enclosed instruction book on how to
write poetical nonsense about
Dio Brando and his uncanny ability to piss off everyone that sees him, which means
in ten years life as we know it will be threatened by
Mario.EXE because
this plot probably looks like it was made by some kid in MS Paint, by the very fact that
one red, green-eyed dragon is helping, and
Major Flare will completely mind crush anyone who
wants the game to conclude so
let the Mind Crush and Green-Eyed Dragon Fire waste away the lands for the next dude writing a novel actually
is revealed to be the father of our very own
resident idol who is well known for
eating potato chips while masterminding the terrible and horrible act of
genocide which turned out to be a dare of
a silly game played between a dragon, an idol and an insomniac insane gamer who
went insane from playing too many kaizo romhacks, and then
decided to toast spaghetti, which was a great idea because
the outcome was great and
toasted spaghetti was found to go along nice with salty lemonade, at least according to
insane gamer himself and then he decided to make a business out of it because
legend was told that such a business would lead to a grand golden age of
hapiness, when we'd have red jolly dragons flying everywhere, games played at any time and youngsters being almighty bosses because they
realized there was an ending coming up. Not one that many were prepared for. Suddenly it was clear. The next post was indeed the end, the end of a chapter. So the final words of this chapter reads as follows
beware the Green-eyed Red Dragon. Beware the idol queen. Beware the over young boss. And don't mind the insane gamer. After all, this is only a GAME!