Alright, I believe I've ironed out all the wrinkles on this one (except one, ill get to that). This is P.A.U.L., and ask those who have played it, its bizarre. This here is the final version, unless any game breaking bugs are found but I haven't found any yet. If enough people like it, i'm gonna submit it for moderation.
Due to some problem with events, the last 3 levels are open to play at your will. Also a sparkle glitch at the end, but other than that nothing game breaking.
'You somehow made your way into possibly the nastiest smelling place in the galaxy. Not sure what lies ahead, and just longing to kick back in front of your TV, you run fist first into the muck splattering everything in your way. Guzzling Red Drink powers you up to fight like a warrior, eating Small Fries will power you down to sneak into small spaces to collect hidden munchies. If the mutants deliver a beatdown that you can't handle, slam a Green Drink to recover.
'See that USB port on your arm? Connect a Flash Drive and open file "K:\poly.exe" to fire up your Polyrhythm Cannon, and crank out some heavy firepower. And if you happen to find a Berzerk Pill, you will slaughter all that stand up to you. Now get outta here, I'm sick of lookin atcha. And cut your damn hair!'
Here's one shot from every level:
Bonus House II!
Steel and Ladders
Twisted Key Grab
Death From Above
Bonus House III!
Kicky O. Ass
Lots of FIRE
Dark Red Dread
Here's a couple from the ending, for those of you who like to spoil it for yourself:
aaaaaand hats off to any of you who happened to find this little jewel:
Everything is hex edits and gfx redraws. Only tools used are smallhackers arsenal of text editors.
Thanks for reading this far down the page, and if you download this oddity lemme know what you think.
"The Password of the day is 'rich.' To find out how rich you are, count all the things you have that money can't buy." -Allen Ludden