Hello there, I’m Sasuke Uchiha, I’m a fifteen year smexy beast (that’s what fan girls and fan boys say) and I am currently the boss of my team called Team Hebi. Which consist of a shark-boy named Suigestsu, a crazy fan girl named Karin, and an anger-management-needing animal loving guy named Juugo…
My life sounds just peachy doesn’t it? Well there’s more! Don’t act so surprised! See I have an even smexier older brother named Itachi. And don’t you yaoi-fan girls take that the wrong way…it’s a fact! Continuing my brother killed my whole entire clan! And he constantly says ‘I lack hatred’. I mean COME ON! This guy is a royal pain in the ass! And he’s trying to take away my best friend Naruto because he has the power of the Nine Tailed Fox in him!
Oh yea…I shouldn’t just talk about ME! See I used to be part of TEAM 7…Which consisted of me, Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi. My comments about them would be that…
Naruto is a hyper blonde that loves to eat ramen and yell ‘Dattebayo’ at the end of his sentences. He was a good rival fro me when he and I were friends but then…Wait I’ll get there in a bit. Continuing with the rest of the team…
Next there’s Suckara…I mean Sakura, whose even worse than Karin and my brother COMBINED! She says ‘I love you Sasuke’ all the time and used to cling to me 24/7…she was one of the reasons why I left Kohona. I’d rather not talk about her anymore.
Continuing, then there’s Kakashi-sensei…Who used to be my teacher and a father figure to me. He taught me how to master the Chidori attack and though he may be perverted and is usually late he’s actually an okay guy in the end.
Maybe I should get to the reason why I left Kohona…partly because of Sakura, but also because of my search for power to defeat Itachi. See I went to this man named Orochimaru, who is even more perverted then Kakashi. ‘I want your body’ I mean COME ON! People can take that the wrong way…sicko. In the end I whooped his straight ass! That’s why I made Team Hebi!
Though Orochimaru may have almost killed me…he taught me a lot of jutsu and made me more powerful. So now I will defeat my brother and KILL HIM. No mercy, got it? He’s going down!
Is there anything else to talk about, oh yea! I should clear this one thing up.
Me and Naruto=NOTHING
No I care him only as a brother, no I don’t dream about him every night…moaning my name, writhing underneath me! No that’s…That’s a lie! I didn’t like it when we kissed…of course not! Nope…keep on dreaming fan girls. No way! Okay…maybe I did, but that was because it was my first kiss. I mean, ARGH. Dammit…Stupid hormones. I gotta go to the bathroom…talk to you guys later.
Thanks for listening!