Feel honored, I'm
using my 2000th post for you.
On topic though, this is... well, I can't describe how awesome this is. As soon as I read the file name, I was expecting something with the Card Crusher face, but I didn't think it would be that cool. Great job! (Yeah, there are some bugs, but I'd be happy if I could make something half as advanced.)
The only thing that really annoyed me was this Card Crusher face... It doesn't exactly scare me, but I've seen it so many times and it's getting annoying - I don't like memes that much anyway. As Superyoshi suggested, make it a nice landscape or something (it supports more than 2 colors, right?), and you can be sure I'll open this 10 times a day. ;)
(On a side note, it seems everyone around here is learning ASM way quicker than I do... I really need to participate in the ASM workshop.)