Our kingdom is objectively the best one. We have the coolest people, the best exports - I mean, who even cares about hacking a 30 year old game! And don't get me started on Administrivia - only staff live there? How boring. And the Foreign Kingdom? Nobody even lives there, like 4 people total are interested in that stuff!
We have it all, forum games, intellectual discussions, actual gaming, media, so many memes it'll make you puke, and more. How do you possibly even make a kigndom around a single activity like SMW-Hacking or Administration? Absolutely crazy.
Plus, the donut plains kingdom has me, and that's worth like 1000 bonus points, or something. Better than that autocrat Idol or has-been Skewer. And nobody even knows who the heck Noivern is.
I don't know who this Skewer person is, or is he that twat I just took out? No need to worry about such a bottom feeder, I'm taking over in his place this Creative Convention.
And now for a public announcement regarding this Convention. There's absolutely no reason for anybody to join the Donut Plains, as it is ran by a bunch of under-achievers.
What you want to do is join a kingdom, a world that is wonderfully functional. You want to join a kingdom that gets things done! You want to join... the SMW-Hacking Kingdom. With me as your leader, together we will over throw all the others and we will triumph! Come with me, and I will lead everybody to victory!
Why else should you join me in what will be our quest to domination? Well, we don't only have community, we don't only have fun... we have a goal! The best goal and that is ACTIVITY! What is the one thing that brings us all together? It is hacking the engine of Super Mario World! We have levels, we have Extra Graphics, we have story, Assembly and so much more! Why would you want to let yourselves be pulled in with Memes, when you put them in a level and have a blast with it that way? Come, let us leave behind the chumps at the Donut Plains or what have you, and let us HACK!
After all... I wouldn't be here if hacking wasn't a thing. In all senses of the word, ahahahahahhaaa!
Could you possibly pick a worse location for a kingdom than a boring grassland? I don't know how you manage to export any goods at all when there's nothing worth importing from there in the first place! And don't even get me started on the SMW Hacking Kingdom. An entire kingdom based around one single game? Preposterous. SMW has run its course. You've done almost everything you can do with its terrible engine!
No, people don't want pointless banter, nor silly games. They don't want to go through the same old song and dance with a nearly 30 year old game that was bested many times over by other games on the same system. They want to stake their own claim in unknown territory. They want to do something, to go places that no or few people have done before! They want adventure!
Come explore the largest kingdom in SMWCentral. Grab some of the Foreign Kingdom's vast unexplored territory for yourself. Your claim to fame lies here.
Woah, hold up everyone! Except, er, Idol. You should probably be a bit more heated.
I have the perfect way to settle which Kingdom is best!
I like to track people's achievements and award Power Moons to those high-achievers.
Rather than fight, let's find out which Kingdom is the best by seeing whose Kingdom can earn the most Power Moons. Your citizens will surely be able to help you!
C3 seems like the perfect place to solve this little argument peacefully.