Holy cow! I got 5 good votes! That's 6 more then I expected!
I'm really surprised by the 3 votes for me as most helpful.
I don't get how on Earth I could be the best regular male user. I'm nothing like that great. I'm not fun at all. (In fact, in real life, I'm the most annoying person you'd ever meet.)
I don't understand the one about me being most pessimistic (I'm sorry for misspelling that.) but that was from IRC (I still don't understand about why, me saying that it wasn't funny enough to laugh aloud was being pessimistic, though.)
I also don't get that I only had one vote for the most likely to be a politican. (The loophole doesn't work, because I've been recognised as is, once.) Maybe, it's because I almost only talk about it at every other dinner....