Fate has been decided! The dice
have been thrown. Final draft written on a white board
. The bacon is cooking on the Frying Pan 9000
. The Door(tm)
has opened and unhinged. Your swordfish
points to the goal.
What does all of this mean? Why, those are your chosen weapons of course!
You have fished (with something?) a swordfish
from your local pond. Wait, how does a pond have a swordfish? Don't question it! +stabby thing
You then pulled your literal Front Door
off in order to go on your adventure. +shield
You then head off into a neighbor's house to steal her Frying Pan 9000
. She was so steamed that she placed a curse on the pan. Any food made from this pan would have a chance to be deadly. Also hitting things with it hurts like hell. +cursed pan
You then went into their living room and stole a set of 5 dice
. They were often lucky. Many believed the family to have rigged the dice, but could it be true? You'll find out! +rigged dice
Then finally, you go to steal their Family White Board
. It had some vacation plans and a todo list on it. You smile to yourself as you commit yet another crime and wipe it CLEAN
. You monster!
Just kidding, you're stealing it anyways so it is okay! You have memorized it for future reference as well. -family memories +clean white board
You now have some choices. Before you, a great land full of opportunity. A town is dead ahead. However, they may be looking for you because of your...recent crimes
. You could treat to disguise yourself and enter, play it cool, sneak at night, or even avoid it entirely. But you could always get more stuff as well. What will you look for? How will you proceed?
Question: What shall you do about the town?
[Answer Mood: Most Interesting
I will probably combine some answers depending on what is given to me. So for example, if someone says to look for priceless gems and another says to wear clown shoes, you are going to be attempting to steal wearing clown shoes that squeak.
So hey, best of luck!
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