(This idea was from another forum, so please give me no credit)

This is like Corrupt Three Wishes except, instead of new wishes, you expand upon the wish to make it so advanced to the point where it cannot be corrupted any more.

Here's an example:








It continues until it gets crazy and, eventually unruinable.

Rules:
None! Go crazy with your wishes, or ruins.

Start!

I wish for cake.

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I feel like I should put something here, but I don't know what.

The problem with signatures is how many things you can put in one. What do I say? And don't say "whatever is best" because so many things are best that it's hard to choose. Agreed?

Granted, it's extremely moist.

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Calling Tim Follin a musical genius would be offensive to him.

Well fine then. I wish for a cake that is neither too moist nor too dry, it is of the perfect amount of moistness. >_>

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Science teachers are too afraid to teach their students about the element of surprise.

Granted your cake is the perfect moistness level but now tastes like gravy.

I wish for a cake that's the perfect moistness level and tastes NOT like gravy.

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Calling Tim Follin a musical genius would be offensive to him.

Granted it no longer tastes of gravy and is the perfect moistness level for your neighbor Gary who loves food just sipping wet

In that case, I wish for a magic cake that makes itself the perfect amount of moistness and taste for anyone who eats it, meaning that people who for some reason like cake that tastes like gravy will perceive it as gravy cake, while the rest of us normal people will perceive it as tasting like normal cake.

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Science teachers are too afraid to teach their students about the element of surprise.

Granted, your cake is now the perfect moistness level and taste for anyone, but I'm worried that it was bitten by someone else.

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Calling Tim Follin a musical genius would be offensive to him.

You must add on to the wish, not make a new one.

Granted, it's cheap and terrible gravy.

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I feel like I should put something here, but I don't know what.

The problem with signatures is how many things you can put in one. What do I say? And don't say "whatever is best" because so many things are best that it's hard to choose. Agreed?